Jock Smut SI honours my summer crush It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Oh yes. That body was clad in a tuxedo and thrown into the water for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 08:26 am
Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Michael Phelps Arguments for: * Don’t laugh. He owned Beijing and unless you’ve forgotten the 2008 Games were the most watched in history, propelled by the flippers of Dolphin Boy and then carried away on a Lightning Bolt * But Bolt is not American. And America is the land of endorsements. Phelps’ By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:19 am
Jock Smut Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Jimmy Kimmel Using him wisely SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am
Jock Smut Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 03:09 am
Girly Throw Downs VMA Man-off? There was apparently a moment last night during arrivals when Brody Jenner had to share some of his teen panty heat with Michael Phelps. Rumour has it this did not go over very well. That Brody was rather dismissive of the dolphin man and had himself a little jealous snit. By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 02:25 am
Jock Smut That’s more like it… Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar is reporting that weeks and weeks of training, of restraining, of holding back By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:37 am
Michael Phelps Never mind the medals Michael Phelps has officially been anointed. He has met the Mighty Opes! Oprah’s Olympic special was taped today – have already heard from audience members lucky enough to be admitted into church … by all accounts it’s a great show. Another must-watch season opener from the most powerful person in By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 07:19 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Adrian Grenier Entourage + 1 Season 5 premieres on HBO September 7th and in Canada on TMN and Movie Central the same evening. Many members of the media screened the first 2 episodes this week. Was fortunate enough to be included and while the show has been criticised recently for losing its edge during seasons By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 05:31 am
Jock Smut Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo vs Katy Perry? E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Will Lilo accept? Please. An attention grab on MTV’s biggest night? Of course! Will SamRo be By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:29 am
Quiveration But is he funny? Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Tiger either bores you to sh*ts when he’s talking or he’s offending someone. There’ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 11:29 am
Quiveration Phelps Watch Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 07:54 am
Quiveration The Matador vs The Magician It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 05:20 am
