Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
Style Aniston or Cyrus? Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 07:51 am
Miley Cyrus Lollipops & Milkshakes What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:10 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 08:48 am
Parent Pimps You don’t love Daddy no more? Remember when Miley, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:35 am
Miley Cyrus March Madness + Vegas That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 08:15 am
Miley Cyrus I hate myself for writing this... But even Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, Miley on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, Miley isn’t bad. She By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 08:09 am
Miley Cyrus No, he needs something else We’ve all been watching Miley Cyrus fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 09:42 am
Parent Pimps Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:27 am
Miley Cyrus Three times Miley Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s Miley who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 11:55 am
Quiveration Can I love you again? Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 04:31 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Miley meets the family Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 12:06 pm
Girlcrushes Giving back on her birthday Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:38 am
Royals When Miley met the Queen At the Royal Variety performance last night, Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 01:58 am
Parent Pimps Children Children wake up, hold your mistake up, before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:45 am
