Parent Pimps Remember this photo? I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more. So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO. Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world. Every day they do this at the mall. They line up at By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 07:33 am
Parent Pimps One of these is a Cyrus Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Anyway, Noah Lindsey is also some kind of child actor. She’s here with a co-star By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 08:47 am
Parent Pimps Ordering is not fighting Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a By Lainey • May 04, 2009 03:30 am
Parent Pimps JailBait tests your self control Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 02:39 am
Parent Pimps Two options Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am
Douchebags I’ll say it for you The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:40 am
Douchebags Where was your father last night? Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:57 am
Parent Pimps Violence is wrong Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 04:04 am
Parent Pimps Is that the only reason? JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:46 am
Douchebags If he was your dad… Even just for a day Would you roll out of bed in the morning Or spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 01:14 pm
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead hates JailBait! YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 03:42 am
Parent Pimps Vagina Virgins come in 2nd They arrived in Vegas yesterday to promote their movie – the fans lost their sh-t. Here are the Vagina Virgins greeting their devoted. They certainly needed the love. Because their concert film was supposed to open at #1 this weekend. Instead, it came in at #2 behind Tyler Perry’s Madea By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 06:28 am
Parent Pimps Running with JailBait Do you run? Unfortunately, my trainer Hayley McGowan has forced me into running. I started running a minute, walking a minute. Now I can run 10k! I tried running on the Strip yesterday morning. It wasn’t fun being the asshole running on the Strip on a Sunday morning during By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 02:06 am
Parent Pimps Oscar sit your dumbass DOWN: Miley Cyrus As I said on the show last night, Dolly Parton exploded all over her dress. I can’t…I can’t talk about this dress. Like what the f-ck in hick town hill billy is she wearing? And seriously, did her parents raise her in a convenience store? Please… Please By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 03:57 am
Parent Pimps The Best Kind of Apology Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 06:17 am
