Famewhores Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling? Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:42 pm
Parent Pimps It’s the Hand Many of you have emailed today about this, especially on the heels of Taylor Momsen’s revealing pose on the cover of New York Magazine. Duey emailed me last night, procrastinating as usual, with a message as follows: The apocalypse. I feel sorry for Miley Cyrus. Of course I was By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:17 am
Miley Cyrus Miley’s Mouth An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 07:12 am
Parent Pimps History Repeats Itself Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 01:52 am
Harry Potter The Anti-Cyrus Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 03:34 am
Miley Cyrus Slap the Itch No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 02:24 am
Miley Cyrus Worst Jailbait: Miley Cyrus To be fair, her dress was impressively appropriate. Impressively because we all know how often this 15 year old has been dressed appropriately of late. Which of course is not at all. The propriety, unfortunately, stops there. Because the child then proceeded to cocktease the carpet and the paparazzi so By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
