Assy Style Let it go Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 08:45 am
Twats Diary of 2 trainwrecks Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:16 am
Twats Dancing with Celebrity Big Brother comes next Well no wonder she had to take a job as a glorified extra on Law & Order SVU – turns out Mischa Barton is being sued for bailing on her rent. Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in New York for which she signed a By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:35 am
Twats She can’t even handle being an extra Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm????? Yeah well By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:07 am
Assy Style The Shopping ShameFace Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am
Dumbass The world is full of TV girls… With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 06:21 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton’s acting Josh Schwartz has to hire one for every series. Right now in Gossip Girl it’s Blake Lively. Michelle, Duana, and I we live chat complain about her monotone all the time. Schwartz’s original pretty girl sh-t actor of course was Mischa Barton. Like, painful. Remember? Glad face, sad By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 07:14 am
Twats Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Twats Somebody and Nobody Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 06:47 am
Mischa Barton Oh hi Seth Cohen! The last time I remember seeing Adam Brody he was rolling on the grass at some party writhing on top of some girl. Amazing. Yesterday he was spotted at Vancouver airport having flown in for a short few days for reshoots on Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox (blech) and By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 02:04 am
Twats Rumey’s leading role Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:59 am
Mischa Barton Who`s the biggest loser? Over the weekend in Dubai it was definitely Mischa Barton. Things weren’t looking so good before she broke my arm and they’ve only taken a turn for the worse since. Mischa was able to tag along to the Atlantis Hotel opening with designer Matthew Williamson who quickly learned By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 10:10 am
Assy Style What to wear to a luncheon Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes it’s been a total downward By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 03:34 am
Twats What will it take? So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:10 am
Girly Throw Downs Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh! So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:15 am
Quiveration Stay away from him London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 02:58 am
