Movie Reviews and Previews Viewers vs Critics The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It’s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and an even weaker 5% among Top Critics, most of whom seem downright exasperated by Jennifer Aniston’s latest cinematic piece of sh- By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 08:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste: There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:26 am
Girlcrushes Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 09:10 am
Style Coat Porn Keira Knightley today in London for the Laurence Olivier Theatre Awards nominee luncheon. Keira as you know has been working in the West End in The Misanthrope, trying out some stage experience in between films. She's photographed every day in and out of the theatre, always wearing the By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 05:48 am
Quiveration I want to come too On a date with Denzel and Lenny. They hit up the Laker game together for a man date. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to tag along? Lenny Kravitz is currently featured in Precious. Have you seen Precious? Please say you’ve seen Precious. Precious is up for several Oscars on By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 02:48 am
Bad Style Matt’s little hairs For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This By Lainey • Feb 26, 2010 04:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson by request Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 04:43 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Oscar morning hugs My mother arrives tomorrow. They’re coming for my Olympic Torch Run. I confess, being a rather unemotional person, it’s starting to affect me. Am I getting too sappy? Where’s my bitch? Perhaps a discussion for another time. The point is, I just watched Jeremy Renner’s reaction By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 12:12 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Best title + great poster I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. EW. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 03:07 am
Dumbass Dumb title portends more? As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 12:11 pm
Gorgessity Emily Blue Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 08:26 am
Style Saoirse is versatile Lovely Saoirse Ronan is still promoting The Lovely Bones which, after a pushed back release, hasn’t been performing too badly. Obviously not the awards bait it was predicted to be last summer after critical annihilation but with a revamped marketing strategy focusing on teen girls, Bones isn’t a By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 01:11 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The happy couple They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 09:19 am
Girlcrushes Tilda, Coco, and Kevin Tilda Swinton is at Sundance promoting I Am Love. She is Woman. She is Best. She is Coco. As you know, during his final monologue on The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien joked that Tilda would play him on the HBO movie about the late night wars. When asked about By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 02:41 am
Quiveration Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes! The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 03:39 am
Quiveration James McAvoy for a cold Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:14 am