Music A great ass doesn’t make a song Jennifer Lopez got all wet-haired and grindy for the final performance of the night with Iggy Azalea at the American Music Awards which came with an advance warning that it was going to be all kinds of raunch. Hardly. Instead, it was a lot of dancing. And a costume change. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 12:49 pm
Music Annoying has a brother Can you really be called a great vocalist when it’s just sounds coming out of your mouth with no words? I don’t understand a word of what Ariana Grande is singing because she’s too busy doing sh-t with the notes. She also has, like, zero stage presence. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 11:46 am
Music An angel and the shower On the subject of perspective… I’ve written about it so many times, what heartbreak is like at that age – so singular and isolating, so…narcissistic. You don’t think anyone has ever hurt the way you hurt. You think you INVENTED hurt. Despite what she posted on Instagram from By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 11:02 am
Music Fergie & Iggy at the AMAs Perspective. Makes you look like an asshole. And it took Iggy Azalea to make me realise how much I like Fergie. As I’ve said before re: Iggy Azalea, I am not a believer. I refuse to buy into her star. Madonna was the one who taught us how to By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 10:21 am
BFFs 80s steeze and a new friend collected Last night was all about Sam Smith’s coat. That coat! It took me back. Back to 80s London pop. Before Rick Astley was properly appreciated. Before he became an internet meme. I haven’t been Rick-rolled in so long I almost miss it. Sam Smith was like the baby By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 09:57 am
BFFs All of Taylor’s emotions At this point I think she should just change the name of the song to Lonely Starbucks Lovers. Yes, I can read the lyrics. But all I HEAR is “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”. And reading your emails and tweets, it seems you are the same. I love that they had to By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 09:25 am
Music Beyonce’s 7/11 In advance of the American Music Awards – and the RIDICULOUS fact that Iggy Azalea was nominated for more awards than she was, WTF? – Beyonce dropped her video for 7/11 on Friday. Which is what everyone was talking about for most of the weekend. And she stepped out with Jay By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 08:34 am
Music Intro for November 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, I love a lot of things about Duana. But one of my favourite things, especially during award season, is that she still calls her Giuliana DePandi. I’m like a kid when she does it, begging her, “Do it again! Do it again!” It’s the best. So. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 07:26 am
Music Beyonce’s Ring Off Two new Beyonce tracks leaked yesterday ahead of her new album release. The first song, 7/11, is Beysus rapping. The second, called Ring Off, is Beyonce gossip. So it’s about a woman taking her “ring off” because “it’s your time to put your love on top”. Oh, By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 12:48 pm
Music JLO’s AMA Booty They made a big f-cking deal out of it all yesterday when reports surfaced that television executives were issuing warnings to Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea about their upcoming American Music Awards performance on Sunday. The two will perform Booty together for the first time. And according to TMZ there’ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 10:54 am
Music Intro for November 21, 2014 Dear Gossips, It’s been a few days since we’ve seen Taylor Swift modelling clothes while coming out of her NYC apartment. What’s she been up to then? American Music Awards Sunday night. She’ll be performing Blank Space for the first time on stage. Or, as I’ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 09:31 am
Music Rihanna & Eminem for the veterans Rihanna was in Washington, DC last night performing at the Concert for Valor to commemorate Veterans Day. This outfit is sick - a black sequined bodysuit under a black sequined cape and a glorious neckpiece to take it to the next level. She looks incredible. At one point, Eminem came By Lainey • Nov 12, 2014 08:56 am
Music A rare Eminem When was the last time you saw Eminem posing at a photo wall? It doesn’t happen. He’s basically a recluse. But last night Dr Dre and Jimmy Iovine were honoured at WSJ Magazine’s Innovator Awards. Out of respect for those two, Eminem made a rare appearance. He By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 03:16 pm
Break Ups Selena Gomez: what her heart wants, or wanted Have you watched Selena Gomez’s new video for The Heart Wants What It Wants yet? It was just released this morning. The song is OK. It’s the video that really makes it…something. But first, let’s talk about this expression, “the heart wants what it wants”. She’ By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 02:37 pm
Smutty Surgery Britney Day in Vegas Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 12:34 pm
BFFs Faith's pixie and Nicole's boho It's what we do with celebrities, right? We matchmake, friends and lovers. At least some of us do. So it seems obvious to me that Faith Hill and Nicole Kidman would be friends.They're around the same age, Faith is country royalty, Nicole is Hollywood royalty, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 11:33 am
