Music Coldplay’s Magic video: Coincidence or conspiracy Coldplay’s new album Ghost Music drops in May. The video for Magic was released yesterday. I’ve already told you how I feel about the song. Click here for a refresher. It’s TERRIBLE. But while everyone else initially thought those lyrics were for Gwyneth, I wondered if they By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 02:13 pm
Music Gaga like Beyonce Lady Gaga performed at the Roseland Ballroom last night. It was the last of 7 sold out shows and the final show ever before the historic venue closes down. Gaga is a New York City girl. No doubt it meant a lot to her to have this opportunity. In other By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 10:38 am
Music Taylor’s stiff bang Trying to decide whether or not I’m feeling Taylor Swift’s stiff feathered bang at the ACM Awards last night. It’s super 80s. And I’m always down for some super 80s steeze. Throw a black bow around that sh-t and suddenly we’re Desperately Seeking Susan. Thing By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 10:45 am
Maple Leaf Days In The East I love this thing where songs just get dropped, kind of at random. When one feels like it. Keeps the fans on their toes, right ? This one is called Days In The East and allegedly, it is about the romance between he and Rihanna, now that it’s back. It By Duana • Apr 03, 2014 02:31 pm
Break Ups Who is the Magic? Now that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have confirmed that they’re “consciously uncoupling”, everyone is creeping every old photo and everything they’ve ever said about each other – or other people – that could remotely be construed as a clue into their conscious uncoupling. No. I do not think she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2014 11:46 am
Music Zoe Kravitz moves on too You know I LOVE Rihanna and Drake, right? But today, today my jam is something else. Especially since Rihanna and Drake decided to party separately in London last night. Stop f-cking exhausting me. Can’t you please me the way Zoe Kravitz is pleasing me with A$AP Rocky? THIS By Lainey • Mar 27, 2014 11:23 am
Music JLO tonight Jennifer Lopez will perform I Luh Ya Papi on American Idol tonight. Here she is on the show last night. If the performance is anything like the video… I have to tell you, I am obsessed with this video. The video is straight up makeup, hair, and dance porn. Have By Lainey • Mar 20, 2014 04:02 pm
Music Chris Martin on The Voice NBC announced yesterday that Chris Martin, Coldplay’s frontman and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow will be joining The Voice as an advisor to the competitors and the judges. I don’t watch The Voice, not even one episode. I’m told however that it’s the best of all the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2014 10:36 am
Music Moss for Bowie Brit Awards last night. David Bowie was named Best Male. But, as Noel Gallagher explained, “You maniacs didn't think David Bowie was actually going to be here? David Bowie's too cool for that - he doesn't do this sh-t.” True. Instead, Kate Moss, wearing By Lainey • Feb 20, 2014 09:56 am
Music The Bangerz Tour This is not a Beyonce show. There’s nothing militarily precise about it. Everything about a Beyonce concert is perfect, engineered, controlled. Miley’s concert is the exact opposite. It’s intended to be messy, loose, and free. Which it was. All those things. And she encouraged all those things By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 10:13 am
Music JLO’s World Cup hair Jennifer Lopez was in Fort Lauderdale yesterday shooting a World Cup video. I haven’t seen any pictures of Slum Bear around. Bonus #1. Bonus #2 is her hair. I love when she wears her hair with the front up like this. No one does it better than her. You By Lainey • Feb 12, 2014 01:47 pm
Music Rachel, Daniel, Madonna, Pussy Riot, and Blondie There are certain words we are not allowed to say on daytime television. But what if one of those words is part of a proper name? We can say pussy willow if we’re actually referring to pussy willows. I’m not sure if we’d be allowed to say By Lainey • Feb 06, 2014 12:09 pm
Music Beyonce’s double pom-pom I’ve said it many, many times: I’m all about a pom-pom hat. But a DOUBLE pom-pom hat? My world is changed forever. Naturally, Beyonce’s the one wearing it (Eugenia Kim). And I just ordered it. Too bad it doesn’t come in white. B and Jay Z By Lainey • Feb 04, 2014 11:53 am
Music I want to go to this slumber party Shaki and RiRi are having a sleepover. I WANT TO GO TO THIS SLEEPOVER. Doesn’t matter that the song is sh-t. I’m still putting the video on repeat. There’s wall-dancing, for starters. And I shouldn’t need to give you any more reasons after that. But if By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 01:01 pm
Music Justin Timberlake: 33 and 10 Justin Timberlake celebrates his 33rd birthday today. As you know, JT was not at the Grammys on Sunday. He’s been on a break from touring the last couple of weeks but he reportedly skipped the show and declined to perform because he’s being a pissy bitch about not By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf JB: An outlaw in 3 territories Justin Bieber is being investigated in Los Angeles for egging his neighbour’s home. He was arrested in Miami last week for DUI and some other sh-t. He turned himself in to Toronto Police last night and was charged with assault from an incident that happened at the end of By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 10:52 am
