Music Pippy’s best week ever After 3 consecutive Dudes We Like posts, let’s bring it all down with a douchebag. Clearly I’m in the minority with the Justin Timberlake fatigue. His relentless assault over the last couple of months totally worked. The 20/20 Experience is expected to exceed 800,000 copies in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2013 12:33 pm
Music Bow down to Beyonce Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size: I know when you were little girls You By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 12:20 pm
Music It’s time for Whitney I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 08:30 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Music Stay home from school day As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 07:45 am
Music Get back to this If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 08:50 am
Music Radiohead in the Basement Less than 2 weeks before the start of their world tour… can you stand it? To get it all started, the band will be releasing a one hour intimate performance on VH1 on May 3 at midnight. Performing several tracks from In Rainbows, Radiohead taped the set at a London By Lainey • Apr 25, 2008 06:51 am
Hook Ups Mimi and the Cradle? Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:52 am
Maple Leaf Alanis Morrissette 2008 New promotional shots for her upcoming album. Looks like a fashion catalogue… You likey? Trip down memory lane – Alanis and Ryan, old times… source ONTD By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 07:53 am
Music NKOTB 2008 First photo of the reunited boy band! Step by Step… oh baby! Gonna get to you girrrrlllll… Are you excited??? PS. Joey looks AMAZING! And it’s totally ok to lust him now – if that’s your thing. Source Yahoo. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 06:59 am
Music Mrs Bee Z? People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. This of course is not the first time the two have By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:26 am
Music Hard-on for Hova That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 09:23 am
Bad Style Whitesnake Jackson Here I go again on my own Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known Sigh… I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’ By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 03:18 am
Music B Who? This is what happens when Tina Knowles DOESN’T dress you. Rihanna! Rihanna would totally sit atop the girl crush list if not for gay math. Because Rihanna is only 20. As far as styling is concerned though, Rihanna is killing it. Killing. It. Pretty, boring dresses can come later. By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:10 am
Music Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:29 am
Music Viva La Vida That is the title of Coldplay’s new album dropping in June. Rolling Stone reports: Singer Chris Martin chose it after seeing the phrase, which means “long live life,” on a painting by Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, who endured polio, a broken spine, and chronic pain for decades. “She went By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 07:14 am
