Music Mrs Bee Z? People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. This of course is not the first time the two By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:26 am
Music Hard-on for Hova That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’ By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 09:23 am
Bad Style Whitesnake Jackson Here I go again on my own Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known Sigh… I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’ By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 03:18 am
Music B Who? This is what happens when Tina Knowles DOESN’T dress you. Rihanna! Rihanna would totally sit atop the girl crush list if not for gay math. Because Rihanna is only 20. As far as styling is concerned though, Rihanna is killing it. Killing. It. Pretty, boring dresses can come later. By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:10 am
Music Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:29 am
Music Viva La Vida That is the title of Coldplay’s new album dropping in June. Rolling Stone reports: Singer Chris Martin chose it after seeing the phrase, which means “long live life,” on a painting by Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, who endured polio, a broken spine, and chronic pain for decades. “She went By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 07:14 am
Music Madge Makes Pippy Hot Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 02:46 am
Music Madonna Inducted Iggy Pop performed in her honour and then proceeded to pararde around topless. How many people can turn up somewhere with their shirts off and make it work? Few I suppose. And this is why he was chosen to fete the Material Girl who has reigned pop for 25 years. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 02:32 am
Music The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:00 am
Maple Leaf Hello! Bryan Adams For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Spends most of his time abroad, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 10:37 am
