Brad Pitt Pitt & Portman! Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. And with my girlcrush too? Oh la. I know what you’re thinking, and you know By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 07:48 am
Girlcrushes A Powerful Noise It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of disadvantaged women particularly By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:09 am
Ebola Victims Robert Pattinson…infected? Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. And it was inevitable, the more time spent in LA, the greater risk of infection. It’s official: Robert Pattinson By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:37 am
Gorgessity Oscar Portman My husband is making me post this. You know, my husband who looks like a frog? Quick aside about what he does look like. …. …. …. Many of my friends have recently remarked John Mayer. You cannot imagine my agony. Honestly, HONESTLY I’d rather him look like a frog. Anyway, Natalie By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 04:56 am
Hook Ups If you wish it… Dreams come true? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…but at the very least, there’s a spark. More than a spark. Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman! As I reported exclusively on eTalk last night, my sources say they met a few weeks ago at one of his DJ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 01:36 am
Natalie Portman More Jizz, Pants, Dicks, and Boxes Could you stand a full album? Of Jizz in Pants and Dicks in a Box? Andy Samberg along with SNL writers Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer are releasing their first album titled Incredibad under their group name The Lonely Island. 14 tracks with collaborations with artists like Jack Black, Julian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 08:28 am
Hook Ups Pippy & Portman? It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:34 am
Natalie Portman Flat boots and pompom hats! They’re my favourite. Polka dots and pompoms, stripes and pompoms, plain pompoms, I have them all. Pompom hats in the winter are the best and it’s all about flat boots. This is a very smartly dressed Matilda Ledger in Brooklyn the other day going for a walk to By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki and Natalie Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:33 am
Break Ups Setting up Natalie Portman People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:30 am
Girlcrushes Natalie in Venice Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman. Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 04:19 am
Hook Ups Noah’s cap Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 05:39 am
Gorgessity Hard for Nat in Cannes My husband as you know has been photo editing for my gimpy arm. I have also lost all internet connection so we"re blogging from the blackberry. As such, he has been scouring photos for me while I write. Suddenly he"s all about the smut. What was By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:45 am
Girlcrushes Gorgessity at Blindness Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way By Lainey • May 14, 2008 11:19 pm
Hook Ups Natalie & Lindsay Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 05:01 am
Natalie Portman Gorgessity X 3 Three kinds of beauty represented tonight in London for the premiere of The Boleyn Girl. All balanced out by Prince Charles’s wife who was there as well. Here they are – Natalie, Scarlett, and Eric heavily promoting their movie not too far from where Anna lost her head. Imagine if By Lainey • Feb 18, 2008 07:00 pm
