Smutty Roundup Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. You know By Lainey • Mar 02, 2015 04:08 pm
Hook Ups Well at least she’s older After Christmas, Mimi probably feels like she has ownership of Valentine’s Day. Because, you know, she dominates the colour red. Also teddy bears. This Valentine’s Day however must have been a dark place. She might say it was “bleak”. Who’s sending her flowers? Who’s serenading her By Lainey • Feb 17, 2015 11:07 am
Break Ups The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake By Lainey • Aug 27, 2014 12:30 pm
Break Ups Mimi’s next ordeal Page Six was on it first. Now TMZ is confirming that Mimi and Nick Cannon are done. Apparently it’s been over for months and they’re just working out the settlement. They’ve not been together since May. He spends time with the children but their relationship is totally By Lainey • Aug 21, 2014 10:57 am
Break Ups Mimi’s second breakup? Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…? According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on By Lainey • Aug 20, 2014 10:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Disneyland Bride A few weeks ago, I shared my thoughts on adults at Disneyland. And some of you yelled at me. Last night at Disneyland, Mimi married Nick Cannon again. They marry each other every year on their anniversary. Last year, they did it in Paris -- click here for a refresher. By Lainey • May 01, 2013 11:32 am
Amazingness Mimi’s Anniversary Easter This first photo needs no caption. Just enjoy it. It is meant to be ENJOYED. As previously mentioned, it was Mimi’s birthday last week. Only…she doesn’t call it a birthday. She calls it the 327 Anniversary. God I love her. Anyway, here are some pictures she posted By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 02:29 pm
Amazingness Mimi declares ownership of Valentine’s Day Mimi’s already taken over Christmas and now she’s decided that Valentine’s Day must be hers too. Think of every Valentine’s Day cliché and convention. Red? Petals? Balloons? Butterflies? Bubbles? Carriage rides? Please. Mimi’s covered it all. She’s worth half a billion dollars and everything By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 11:02 am
Amazingness When a Hero Cums Along…. Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here for a By Dean • Dec 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Halloween Mimi Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 09:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. And especially not when you signed a contract with the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Dembabies have crazy skin It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:47 pm
Famewhores Mimi's Anniversary in Austria Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 05:16 pm
Dumbass Mimi’s Royal Subjects For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:01 am
Amazingness Holy Lamb Day Today is the day that my Angelic Soul Mate was born! Time to celebrate! Time to get festive! I LOOOOVE YOU @MariahCarey KKLB - Nick Cannon’s Twitter, but his words pretty much represent the feeling across the Lambily... Mariah Carey was born 42 years ago today. How are you By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 04:02 pm
