Amazingness Mimi’s kidney failure Here’s a photo Mariah Carey posted on her Twitter and her website: her husband Nick Cannon has been hospitalised for “mild kidney failure”. While he clearly looks distressed, his wife has decided, out of love of course, to cram herself onto that small bed to comfort him, jamming him By Lainey • Jan 04, 2012 12:04 pm
Amazingness Let it snow…for Mimi! Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video! This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house? OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi > Dembabies Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 12:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tonight’s the night It’s Mimi on tv! With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Mariah Carey This is beneath Mimi Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’ By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 07:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Monroe & Moroccan You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 04:12 am
Girly Throw Downs One bitch fighting himself I love a good bitch fight. Please. I live for a good bitch fight. But this, this is not a good bitch fight. This is not even a bitch fight. This is one bitch fighting no one but himself. That would be Nick Cannon, and now I’m a little By Lainey • Oct 15, 2010 08:37 am
Cheese Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:58 am
Cheese People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:42 am
Amazingness How Mimi travels in Capri How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 03:08 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 07:13 am
Cheese When Mimi goes to Aspen… The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:41 am
Cheese Butterfly Kisses Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 07:05 am
Cheese Mimi H.A.T.E. U It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Mimi’s into the mono-kini right now. It’s almost like an audition for Sports Illustrated. Or By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 03:00 am
Cheese She always comes through… When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:28 am
