Nick Lachey Nick Lachey’s Good Year Also at the GM gala this weekend and what a difference 12 months makes. Do you remember the same event last year? On the heels of his separation, Jessica had been linked to everyone from Jude Law to Johnny Knoxville to Adam Levine, and both Adam AND Nick show up By Lainey • Jan 08, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey: bored of Blondes & Breasts This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Vanessa Minnillo: pageant fashion forever Sweet Goddess. This girl is SOOOO beautiful. She is SOOOO cute. She is sweet, she is playing her game perfectly with Nick Lachey...and yet, and yet. Time and again the Beauty Queen shines though. At the Emmys at the VMAs and now at the Hennessy Event in NYC, a By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Most Budget: Vanessa Minnillo What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Dressed: Vanessa Minnillo Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I have no idea. Nor do I care. But I’m beginning to think she’s bitten off a bit too much Jessica and can’t find her way home. What in the name of good taste is this??? Tacky, loud, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Meathead: Nick Lachey I like my men a little on the lean side – take a look at the Freebie 5 and I think it’s quite evident. Lanky, long limbs, defined muscles, ripped but not bulging, not brawny, and definitely, definitely not beefy. It’s a matter of personal taste, I understand not By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Vanessa"s got game Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Last Word Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick & Vanessa: undercover in Toronto My hometown threw a HUGE party last night and Nick Lachey was the marquee player. He performed, he greeted the fans, he pimped his record, and he also showed up with a case of Vanessa Minnillo. Although they tried to avoid being photographed together over the weekend, sneaking in and By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s promising summer Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke. But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick up, Jess down Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s perfect move Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey A candidate for Nick Like, Oh.My.Goddess. Can’t believe we hadn’t thought of this earlier. Nick Lachey and Alyssa Milano! Low level celeb heaven, TV for life, both divorced, equally matched on the hotness scale, sexy enough to drive Jessica crazy, and just b-list enough together to make an incredibly compelling By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
