Nicky Hilton Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Sarah Silverman Forever “In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Faith Pays Off? Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton In Poor Taste or In Great Jest? Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day BBQ invitation – her rep says she was being sarcastic. I actually believe this. But sarcastic or not…are her words in poor taste? Or does she have a wicked sense of humour? Some are calling it irresponsible – some say given that young girls out there By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Oceans 13 It was the biggest deal. Roll your eyes all you want but in a town that has already seen some of the biggest international stars in the world, that has already spent over a week getting whipped into a frenzy, last night was the pinnacle. Everything comes down after last By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Entourage: Best Boys Minus One The boys are here in Cannes. All of them. Filming an episode during the festival, Vince is apparently trying to finance Medellin and although the producers are desperately trying to keep things under wraps, word is they will be making a huge splash somewhere during their 3 day shoot. The By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Daily Bitch…Please I suppose it was too much to ask. He did after all date Nicky Hilton. And it always goes back to Sh-t By Association. But still… you watch the show, the show is so tight and crisp and believable and really, it’s only Kevin Connolly so you don’t By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Truth or Denial? Joint report in the National Enquirer and Star Magazine, always reliable of course, about Nicole Richie – that she has entered rehab for anorexia and addiction. According to the story, Nicole was seen with an overnight bag checking into a treatment facility on May 19th. Interestingly enough however, her rep issued By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Going Senile? Candy Spelling must be losing her sh-t...How else can you explain the open letters sent to Paris Hilton and now Joe Francis? And seriously…who the hell is Joe Francis? Why would Joe Francis merit any of her time? Why would Joe Francis who has made his millions getting By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola Concedes Do you smell something stank? I smell something stank. Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal, deciding not to fight her prison sentence and submitting to the mandated 23 days as amended by the LA Sheriff’s Department…which means it’s willing to go to jail. Hollywood Ebola willingly locked By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Petra Nemcova – infected by association? Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton… Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Boo Hoo Bitch Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything. So goes the life of Paris Hilton. Another legal issue By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Example If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live - one of By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Help Them! SO revolting…have you ever seen anything so revolting? Hollywood Ebola facing temporary vaccination, facing 45 days behind bars, doing whatever she can to escape that fate, and now resorting to exploiting her pets, those poor poor pets subjected to a lifetime of captivity with the skankest ho in Hollwood By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Told to be Contrite Is it contrition if it"s ordered? You know what the scary thing is? The scary thing is there are some idiots in the world who will actually believe that she means what her lawyer told her to say. The good news however is that finally, finally, finally, Paris By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
