Cameron Diaz Cam & Drew at Coachella Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton What Would Your Mother Say? If she saw you, if she saw you like this? Leg hitched up in the most compromising of positions – Nicky Hilton with her boyfriend last week at a club. So slovenly. So exposed. So… Base. Base is what it is. To me there is nothing that screams cheap louder than By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Dream, Come, True Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Lowest Common Denominator Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Ryan the F-cking Loser? Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola behind bars? Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Miso: Bai Ling As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton LA Fashion Contamination You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton On Ryan, Rachel, and Oscar First things first… text messaging like mad from Laineygossip.com readers at LAX. Rachel McAdams arrived today – pink hair still present and accounted for. Needless to say, the hysterical McGoslings are losing their sh-t over her absence during Oscar weekend. Anxiety and lunacy reign supreme, Notebook fans in a full By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Britney: Help and Hope…finally??? Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’ By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Chinese Chicken & The Keys Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Paris Hilton: A Correction In yesterday’s article about Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton, I wrote the following about Hollywood Ebola: Paris meanwhile is still keeping a low profile, trying to ride out the storm before raging back stronger than ever…which is why Hollywood Ebola is so deadly. It retreats into the rain By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s #1 Skill, Tara Reid Lies Limp And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild. He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
