Mischa Barton Making Over Paris Hilton Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down ParisExposed.com, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Best Breasts: Helen Mirren At 62 with breasts like these? As my cousin Dexy said tonight – it’s dirty but it’s dirty dirty good. And now she’s just toying with us, isn’t she? The best answer to Paris Hilton and the blonde Hollywood vacuum, to the incessant worship of youth and By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Lilo, The Angels & Nostradamus You can stop reading now if you hate my gloat but I"ve been calling for a Drew/Lindsay mentorship for a while now and guess what, gossips? It has happened! All single, all hot, all troubled at one point or another...and now ALL PARTYING TOGETHER. Hyde, last By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris Hilton teaches me English Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. True in Lilo’s case, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears BPL: the moving footage I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Trio Today Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape! It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Leo Ascends the Freebie Five Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton About Jude & Sienna People Magazine says it’s over and that it’s permanent this time. Total shocker, non? Because Sienna is so NOT a frickin’ mess. And Jude and James Gandolfini so did NOT hook up with a queue of eager babes in New Orleans a few weeks ago while promoting All By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. The reason: Stav was keeping her waiting by prolonging his final moments By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Minnie Forgives, Minnie Moves On? I suppose we should be happy for her. Fresh off her shortlived/Hilton-sabotaged romance with Criss Angel it appears as though Minnie Driver has found herself a new man. Either that or she’s being consoled by her Main ‘Mo – but what LA gay would walk around with such a By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola Homewrecks Again??? Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
