Mischa Barton Mischa Barton: almost perfect Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay: new man, new spread GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s Canadian conquest Hope you caught my spot on eTalk tonight, dishing on Paris’s Toronto takeover. Let’s do a quick recap here, shall we? Kills me to say this but I’m told she was an absolute star. People went bananas for her. WTF??? On Saturday she went to Gucci and By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis The Lohan/Hilton War & the Battle of Brandon Davis The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two? I think not. Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: looking good in NY Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Ugly: Nicky Hilton Bloated, tacky, overmade, overbleached - this is NOT Tara Reid. No, gossips. This is the heiress called Nickly Hilton. Now can you think of a more humiliating insult??? I realise there are different standards for Vegas but I"m not so sure this is Vegas as much as it By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Willis-Moores out & about Here are Demi, Ashton, and Rumer at the wrap party for That 70s Show the other night. Must compliment Rumer as yet another example of a normal figured girl who can still own the skinny jean. I"m telling you. They are the most comfortable, most flattering pants like By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Beyonce on vacay Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A boy for Gwyneth & Chris As longtime readers of this column are aware, I was the first to report on Gwyneth"s second pregnancy - way back on September 14th - a full 2 weeks before the rest of the smutting public caught up. Two months after that, I was also the first to By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Drugs, drugs everywhere Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton An open letter to Casey B Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
