Top Reads Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have sex Oh I see what you did there, Nicole Kidman. Kidman covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The cover photo is terrible. This is what happens when you over-photoshop someone who’s been over-Botoxed. The result is frightening. The pictures inside however are much more appealing. It’s Nicole By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 02:55 pm
Keith Urban Granny is Sanctuary Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he is By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 10:16 am
Emmy Awards 2012 Emmy Runway to Red Carpet: Nicole Kidman in Antonio Berardi They put her in the front row in the best seat, giving her the clout of George Clooney, and then never cut away to her, even though she had her hand on Keith Urban's thigh quite often in an obvious display of "we are so together" By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 12:01 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews TIFF REVIEW: The Paperboy I saw The Paperboy with a few friends. Half of them were thoroughly entertained, half of them were bored by it. I found myself caught somewhere in the middle. The Paperboy, for those of you who are unfamiliar, is that movie where Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron. Or at By Dan • Sep 14, 2012 11:34 am
Smutty Surgery The judge’s wife has three lips TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 02:19 pm
Nicole Kidman Don’t forget that Nicole Kidman is really hot That seems to be the thesis of her interview and accompanying photo shoot with V Magazine. Nicole Kidman, now 45, is repeatedly offered to us by descriptors like these: “Her body being too sick for words” You’re right. The only insight that comes from these sorts of articles is By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 03:15 pm
Assy Style The Kitten Heel Controversy (Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 02:30 pm
Break Ups Katie & Nicole As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:19 am
Break Ups Katie, Nicole, and Rupert I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting this weekend about By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
Smutty Surgery Is this Grace’s face? Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 02:08 pm
Style Granny is perky Nicole Kidman looked amazing in Lanvin last night at Palais for The Paperboy. Have you read my breast discussion in the Janet Janet lifestyle post from earlier today? Click here if you missed it. Granny Freeze has never been ample breasted. And now in her mid-40s, as you can see, By Lainey • May 25, 2012 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Isabella Cruise sees her mom ... “sometimes” I don’t know about this story. I don’t know about the source. It’s an Australian magazine called New Idea claiming a world exclusive one-on-one interview with Isabella Cruise, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. REALLY? Fine. We’ll work with it until we shouldn’t work By Lainey • May 09, 2012 04:01 pm
Smutty Surgery Mousey Granny! Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. By Lainey • May 01, 2012 12:51 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise is my Rainier Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 04:35 pm
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze Grace I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe By Sarah • Apr 09, 2012 10:16 am
Smutty Surgery No gloves for Granny We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Apparently they do in fact offer it. It’s called Hand By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:12 pm
