Movie Reviews and Previews Granny Freeze and The Family Fang Have you read Kevin Wilson’s The Family Fang? I finished it a few weeks ago. It is hilariously imagined, hysterical in parts, and uncomfortably disturbing throughout: the Fangs are already a reality; you can see it on TV. And worse still, though perhaps that’s the point, people can’ By Lainey • Oct 28, 2011 11:24 am
Famewhores Will you be reviewing Trespass? Trespass is a movie directed by Joel Schumacher starring Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman. It will be released (straight) to DVD next Tuesday November 1. As we know, Cage needs the money. So he kinda has to say yes to whatever’s out there. Nicole Kidman, she’s not poor. By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 04:42 pm
Smutty Surgery Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 09:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews What’s up with Trespass? It’s a movie starring Oscar winners Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman directed by Joel Schumacher. Something about a rich family getting trapped in their home by thieves and going postal on the gangsters in retaliation. Have you seen the poster? It’s AWFUL. And the tagline? When terror is By Lainey • Aug 19, 2011 08:59 am
Keith Urban Granny is blonde and her husband is angry Nicole Kidman was photographed yesterday on the New Orleans set of The Paperboy with John Cusack who plays a death row inmate. Gran plays a freak ass woman who writes love letters to him. And Matthew McConaughey and Zac Efron Cusack are trying to save him. Interestingly enough, Sofia Vergara By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 04:15 am
BFFs Granny: Royals & Rupert Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman didn’t look great at the BAFTA Gala the other night with Will & Kate. I wonder if it’s been too long between forehead shots and fillers. And that little piece of fringe that kept coming loose off her side part was such an awkward By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 02:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A long way to go get your Granny Keith Urban arrived in Sydney on July 4th. At least that’s how the photo agency has dated the pictures. They’re the ones of him in a grey shirt and jeans. Today, July 6th, Urban was photographed at the airport with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and their two children By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 03:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Comparing the Kidmans Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 05:07 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze goes GOOP too! Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 12:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Two babies, Three Lips Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban travelled through LAX yesterday each holding a baby. I totally forgot about Faith Margaret who came to them via gestational carrier! They dropped her on us right at award season and then pulled it back low key. In fact, Gran herself By Lainey • May 25, 2011 06:17 am
Bad Style That poor makeup artist Ashley Judd was out promoting her memoir at Barnes & Noble in New York yesterday and, like Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman before her (examples here and here) had more people talking about her makeup than they did her book which, I mean, she is really, really taking it to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2011 02:52 am
BFFs Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:45 am
Style Grammy Best Dressed Part 2: Nicole Kidman Holy f-ck this dress. Few could do justice to this dress. My shorty dumpy ass would sh-t all over this dress, a total waste. Gran can. And Gran did. I almost wonder why she didn’t save it for the Oscars. Or maybe she’s planning something much better? See By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Gossip Nostalgia Kate Hudson’s crush on the GMD My favourite video of the day. It’s full of double entendres and such. Kate Hudson was in London last week promoting her movie A Little Bit of Heaven. She appeared on the Graham Norton Show (a little overdressed, right?) as part of her media tour. Norton asked her about By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 08:09 am
Amazingness I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL…again Finally had a chance to watch the Newsweek Actor Roundtable. I love these videos. But they’re an investment. If you do have an hour at lunch, or at home later though, I promise it’s more worth your while than most talk show interviews. Because it’s not so By Lainey • Jan 26, 2011 03:41 am
