Keith Urban Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 02:10 am
Nicole Kidman Katie Goes to The Oscars No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze – it moves!!! No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 05:56 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie 2008! The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton Tom Cruise bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:24 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn 2008 It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken! Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 05:03 am
Katie Holmes Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Now By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:30 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze: Aussie No All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 02:09 am
Nicole Kidman Nicolas Cage in New York For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Indistinguishable Best.Post.Ever. Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never. In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she By Lainey • Dec 05, 2007 06:50 am
Keith Urban Little Girl Granny Freeze Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 06:35 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze & Her Nephew No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:06 am
Johnny Depp Paris Paradis Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Keith Urban They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:55 am
