Media Manipulation Orlando’s penis momentum Here’s Orlando Bloom at LAX yesterday, doing us all a favour and giving us some new photos to attach to the new exclusive that was posted at PEOPLE just hours before about how he might be ready to propose to Katy Perry. As noted, the source is on the By Lainey • Aug 18, 2016 01:38 pm
Top Reads The celebrity dick-off Nine months after the world met Justin Bieber’s dick, we were introduced to Orlando Bloom’s last week. Thank you paparazzi. Let’s come back to the paps in a minute. For now, it’s the celebrity dick-off. And since Orly and JB have history, JB decided to respond By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 03:21 pm
Media Manipulation Orlando’s career gets a cock-boost When was the last time anyone cared about Orlando Bloom’s work? Orlando Bloom is at the top of no one’s list of actors for any given project. For the last almost 10 years, any conversation about Orlando Bloom involves his personal life: married to Miranda Kerr, trying to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2016 01:02 pm
Orlando Bloom Katy & “Lando” at the DNC Let’s not fight over politics (today). Let’s instead big up whoever was calling the shots in the control room during the four nights of the Democratic National Convention this week for the excellent celebrity cutaway selections. Can we agree on that? Why can’t they figure that out By Lainey • Jul 29, 2016 10:24 am
Cannes 2016 Katy dresses for Orly? Katy Perry performed at the amfAR gala last night in Cannes. AmfAR is always on the Thursday night. And it’s the unofficial end of the festival. By Friday most press have already left so that they can go home and reclaim their weekends and their lives. When I used By Lainey • May 20, 2016 12:05 pm
Relationship Assumption Katy & Orly in Cannes Exactly a week ago, we were looking at pictures of Selena Gomez eating Orlando Bloom’s neck in a booth in Vegas. Apparently they also left together – but with friends. Click here for a refresher. “Friends” is the operative word. And, after a couple of cryptic posts on Twitter, Katy By Lainey • May 16, 2016 11:11 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: Selena & Orlando in Vegas Your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend is in Vegas. You see these photos of him/her with someone else. Are you like, yeah, this is just a friendly embrace. They were hugging, after an intense conversation AT A CLUB, and supporting each other platonically. Are you the person who can rationalise By Lainey • May 10, 2016 01:34 pm
MET Gala 2016 Katy Perry: the MET Gala darkness I’ll take this over Claire Danes’s Zac Posen. And I’ll fight you on that until we’re both broken and still I won’t change my mind. Because even though Claire and Katy Perry both dressed for tricks, at least Katy’s wearing a legitimate garment, and By Lainey • May 03, 2016 09:42 am
BFFs Queen Bees & Wannabes: the MET Gala Re-read Queen Bees and Wannabes (which inspired Mean Girls) with the current state of Hollywood friendship in mind. It’s a trip. Anyway, Taylor Swift was in New York this weekend, seen several times at various pre-MET Gala events. As you know, Taylor is co-chairing the event this year with By Lainey • May 02, 2016 09:07 am
Top Reads Taylor at Coachella Dressing like an asshole at Coachella is an equal opportunity for all genders. Just look at Kellan Lutz. Those tats are fake: Taylor Swift bleached her hair for Coachella. Because she realised how much better VOGUE made her look compared to how she makes herself look. But she did not By Lainey • Apr 18, 2016 10:36 am
Relationship Assumption Katy and her “boyfriend” in New York Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were most recently in Hawaii. Last night she performed at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. Question: does Katy Perry ever not “theme” dress? After the show, Orlando was seen leaving the venue. So they’re kind of inseparable right now. As I mentioned yesterday, it’ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2016 10:20 am
Relationship Assumption Katy & Orly skip the Oscars When have you known Orlando Bloom to skip a party? And the Vanity Fair Oscar party no less. Everyone is usually in LA for Oscar weekend. It’s a working weekend. For most, it’s a get-work weekend. And if there’s anyone who needs more work, it’s Orlando By Lainey • Mar 01, 2016 01:18 pm
Music Katy Perry’s Grammy party Katy Perry will not be attending the Grammy Awards tonight. She did, however, host her own pre-Grammys party on Saturday and hopes to make the event an ongoing Grammys tradition, telling the New York Times that she wanted to create an event for the “creators” only – not managers, not publicists, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2016 08:47 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Kate Hudson & Orlando Bloom, The Presenters Orlando Bloom presented at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. He also presented at the Globes last weekend. It’s been a long time since we cared about Orlando Bloom for the work of Orlando Bloom, hasn’t it? Orlando Bloom shows up here when he slaps at Justin Bieber. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2016 03:50 pm
Assy Style Katy & Orlando: two nights so far Stella McCartney presented her Autumn 2016 collection in Hollywood last night and many of her famous friends showed up. Katy Perry was there. And so was Orlando Bloom. As you know, Orlando was supposedly all over Katy at one of the Golden Globes after-parties. Click here for a refresher. Or By Lainey • Jan 13, 2016 09:39 am
Assy Style Katy Perry: Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey) There are some who don’t think this dress is all that bad. That it’s the hair that’s the problem. F-ck that. The dress doesn’t get a pass, not at this stop. I’ll never, ever condone a taffeta, not even when it’s cut close to By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 04:06 pm
