Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece? Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Whisker-free and it glows Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he… By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom No Whiskers at Kids’ Choice A fantastic decision. Orly finally giving up the pathetic Three Whiskers – for those new to the site, it’s the sad three little hairs that grew out of his chin during his attempt at manly manliness that never, ever worked. Because there will always be only one fan base for By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers up close Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Pene pre-nom Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers and The Lion Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth My Kiki & Three Whiskers? F&ck…please…no. Perez is reporting that In Touch is reporting that the two were making out at the Chateau Marmont the other night, and now the astute members of The Fashion Spot have pointed out that, in addition to swapping spit, they also seem to be sharing By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt George Clooney: THE Man"s Man And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Departed & The Leo If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The Daily Nelly: Three Whiskers is hottie For the record, I do not think that Orlando Bloom is gay. I do however think he"s a bit of a Nelly. And if you don"t know what a Nelly is, it must mean you don"t have a main gay. And if you don& By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Hot Harry and the Hooters This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp We need to talk about SuperGay First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
