Orlando Bloom The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: with and without Orly Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The Daily Ugly: Ian Somerhalder Just in case you don"t know who the hell he is - which is a distinct possibility - Ian Somerhalder is/was from Lost. Judging from his Orlando Bloomy pretty boy good looks, he probably has a legion of prepubey girls pledging their devotion. Too delicate for me By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira: a new year with a new man It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth From Sue P: Kate Bosworth is a famewhore? Anything for attention.You say someone with a "subtler enhancement," i.e. flatchested --and "success by association" --i.e. couldn"t make a blip on the radar without her famous boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. I"m guessing the newly-nippled Kate Bosworth Dear Sue, It" By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Cameron Crowe"s big mistake One of the great things about taking time off is that you get to catch up on DVDs. There are movies that I refuse to pay for. And yet these are the same movies I do not object to watching at home. Elizabethtown is one of those movies. Given Cameron By Lainey • Feb 12, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom From Suzanne K: Josh Hartnett for the Freebie 5 I would suggest Josh Hartnett for your Freebie5 but I guess he is not "big" enough at the moment… Dear Suzanne, Not big enough, not enough potential, and also currently too ugly. See attached from Perez the other day. The unibrow, the 3 whiskers a la Orlando Bloom, By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth From Sarc: Kate & Orlando cling? Could the answer to this blind item be Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom? We certainly have been painted a picture of fairy tale (read: bullsh*t) romance with these two. Going by recent pictures, baby girl is looking *rough,* and Orlando hasn"t exactly been acting like boyfriend of By Lainey • Jan 20, 2006 07:00 am
