Media Manipulation What are you trying to say? She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:36 am
Quiveration RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2 Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 02:42 am
Assy Style Oscar Overtry: Lea Michele Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 08:21 am
B-tchFace Worst in Show: George & the Italian Queen Let’s start with Ely. Elisabetta Canalis made it to the Super Bowl. She’s been workin’ it for months. Months. So you’d think, you’d think she’d bring it home hard, non? Um. Non. Totally predictable that she wore red. She didn’t bother washing her hair. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 07:30 am
Girlcrushes Best in Show: Sandra Bullock Post By Duana There are three reasons that guys I know love Sandra Bullock. 1) If you ran your hands through her hair she wouldn't scream "Don't, I just did it!" 2) Get the impression she's not going to be an uptight By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:42 am
Assy Style Oscar Good Dress, Bad Dress: Maggie & Charlize A lot of people call Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly because she doesn’t look like Reese Witherspoon. Having met Maggie at the Spirit Awards on Friday, I can tell you her sex appeal is through the roof. It’s the way she holds herself. And the slight condescension when she speaks By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:33 am
Hook Ups Best Imaginary New Couple: Rachel & Jake Post By Duana & Lainey So tonight Lara says "Everything is right in the world when Rachel McAdams is around" which is so true. But the other half of it is that I just want everything to be OK for Rachel. She's a hometown girl, and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:24 am
Style Oscar Side-Lean + Awkward: Taylor Lautner/KStew Oscar, he stands straight up. He stands straight up all over the carpet. So when someone’s workin’ a side lean, well, it’s even more obvious than usual. I guess if you have to side lean then, you better bring it hard and extra to the Academy Awards. And By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:11 am
B-tchFace Oscar Bitchface: Diane Kruger She was sitting with Quentin Tarantino. And they shared bitchfaces as Basterds continued to lose. The amazing part is that the camera kept cutting away to them for almost every category. And Diane looked almost more choked than he did. Indeed, she’s been the most visible cast member for By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:58 am
Girlcrushes Best Oscar black: Carey Mulligan It was Prada and it was perfect. And the styling, the earrings, the clutch, her hair, it was perfect. Truth: am not feeling the shoes. The dress was so ornate, something simpler on the bottom seemed more appropriate. Having said that, they’re not totally objectionable upon closer inspection. And By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:40 am
Parent Pimps Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:27 am
Assy Style Worst Hair: Zac Efron Did you see it from the back? There was a piece sticking up. And every woman on the carpet except for his handler wanted to smack him there and flatten that sh-t out. This is the problem with Zac Efron. The vanity. On the one hand he’s sweet and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:03 am
Oscars 2010 Best Face in spite of Bad Dress: Penelope Cruz Post by Duana I can accept that Penelope Cruz' dress is not great. And that she sticks to silhouettes that are saaaafe. She has a crazy body, but you'll never see her doing a Gyllenhaal. That's fine. Not everyone is to be loved for their By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 04:19 am
Gorgessity Best White: Meryl Streep Ms Streep killed it in a Balenciaga at the SAGs. Someone must be working with a stylist now? And the stylist delivered again for the Oscars. Meryl Streep in white – perfection. The hair – perfection. Her face – perfection. And virtually untouched. As you know however, when it comes to Meryl, it By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 04:02 am
Girlcrushes Best Oscar Makeup: Kate Winslet Not a fan of the dress. It didn’t totally suck but... wasn’t crazy about the two piecey-ness of it. No matter. It’s not what she wore. It’s the makeup. Her makeup lately has been crazy good. So good some of you think she’s had her By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 03:50 am
Quiveration Best Man: Anthony Mackie How cute was it when the Hurt Locker boys jumped all over each other when Tom Hanks called it out? SO cute. And while it’s Jeremy Renner who gets all the attention, you know for me it’s always been unfair that Anthony Mackie has been largely ignored. Renner By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 03:38 am
