Oscars 2014 Jennifer Lawrence: Brewing Oscar Backlash It’s starting. Oooh, is it starting? When Jennifer Lawrence appeared on the red carpet in red, a colour she’d worn at the Oscars before, people sighed on Twitter. When she tripped, like she did last year, people snarked, “Oh, here we go again”. It’s begun. When she By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 11:47 am
Oscars 2014 Jonah Hill: So many Oscar friends Jonah Hill, 2x Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange managed to control his sucky face last night after losing to Jared Leto. Because Marty, Leo, and Brange were all there! I'm not sure he gave an interview without namechecking Marty and Leo. And he already By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 10:59 am
Oscars 2014 Leonardo DiCaprio: Worst Oscar Sport My favourite line in August: Osage County never made any of the highlight reels because of profanity, but I love to run around saying it anyway: “Eat the fish, bitch!” Similarly, Lainey has been storming around all night going “Take the goddamn pizza, Leo!” And this is his biggest problem. By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 10:39 am
Oscars 2014 Michael Fassbender: Oscar Invisible He didn't want to campaign. He wasn't into the whole drama. If he'd played though, I wonder if he couldn't have given Jared Leto a run. We'll never know though because Michael Fassbender decided not to participate. But he couldn& By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 10:18 am
Oscars 2014 Emma Watson: Not Oscars Best Dressed I look at Emma Watson, with the whole of Hollywood spread out before her, and I think that while she might not get the most interesting jobs, and she might not be doing the most risqué work, and she probably is filling her schedule with movies that are good but By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 09:52 am
Oscars 2014 Mrs Timberlake: Oscar one colour Mrs Timberlake wore Chanel Haute Couture, pretty much right off the runway. And since Chanel dresses so few people, it was certainly some kind of statement – she doesn’t have to wear Cavalli. Fine. But if I were Karl Lagerfeld, I’d reconsider for next time. Because she managed to By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 09:23 am
Oscars 2014 Meryl Streep: Oscars Most Grace So, in today’s unpopular opinion, I hate grace. I hate that it’s the first trait we apply to women who don’t scream their sexiness out all over the place. I hate that it’s used as a synonym for “pretty and polite and thin” but it’s By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 08:49 am
Assy Hair John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. And check out By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:30 am
Oscars 2014 Jada Pinkett Smith: Worst Oscar pink There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:00 am
Oscars 2014 Kerry Washington: Oscar Wrinkles Whenever one of my friends starts to get all anxiety about what to wear to a party, I always tell them to remember that at 99% of social gatherings, all that matters is what you look like from the chest up. Parties are so crowded that the slightly too-big pants By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 07:51 am
Oscars 2014 Zac Efron & Kellan Lutz: Oscar lightweights One of my favourite things to say is that “the Academy doesn’t let riffraff onto its red carpet” which is why I didn’t believe for a minute that Rob Ford would actually be coming to the Oscars. And then Kellan Lutz showed up. Thing is, I’m not By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 07:41 am
Style Pharrell: Best All-Around Steeze Pharrell, you beautiful creature, you. You are the embodiment of exactly what it’s supposed to be to be a celebrity. You show up to places, and you are pleased as hell with your accomplished-yet-relaxed-appearing life, and you wear still more compelling-yet-not-serious stuff, and you’re also – almost incidentally – phenomenally By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 07:11 am
Oscars 2014 Reese’s Oscar party cleave When’s the last time you remember seeing this much cleavage from Reese Witherspoon? Have you ever seen a side breast from Reese Witherspoon? If I were her, and after 3 children, I’d be showing side breast too. Have we found ourselves at the beginning of a Reese Witherspoon By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 06:47 am
Oscars 2014 Viola Davis: Best Oscar First Arrival Thankless. It’s thankless to be first on the carpet. Firstly, you know that your reps put you out there as an early bargaining chip. They need someone recognizable and reliable but not too exciting to arrive early so that nobody turns off the TV. So you’re the anchor, By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 06:28 am
Oscars 2014 Penelope Cruz: Oscars Most Disappointing At every event, there’s someone who wastes her potential. Almost everyone wasted their potential this year but I feel like Penelope Cruz wastes it more often than not. I mean, she’s capable of the spectacular. And what we get is too often pastels and feathers. Or a hybrid By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 06:22 am
Oscars 2014 Daniel Day Lewis: Best Oscar Accent It’s not just the accent, of course. It’s that shiny silver hair and the lilt in the voice and the grin. Right now I’m having a bit of a hard time, because even though I know him in my bones to be Irish, it turns out he By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 06:16 am
