Parent Pimps She’s been plucked She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it. There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 02:10 am
Famewhores Please let this fail quickly I know Lainey refuses to talk about this trash but I’ve got the floor this afternoon so too bad… Us is reporting that experts predict a slow decline for Jon and Kate. Apparently ratings have been falling steadily as is, and now that the clowns have announced that they’ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:03 am
Famewhores What’s the difference? Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 03:03 am
Parent Pimps Remember this photo? I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more. So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO. Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world. Every day they do this at the mall. They line up at By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 07:33 am
Parent Pimps One of these is a Cyrus Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Anyway, Noah Lindsey is also some kind of child actor. She’s here with a co-star By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 08:47 am
Parent Pimps Porny makes it pay It’s the Papa Joe way! Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not? Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly By Lainey • May 27, 2009 08:25 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried at the wedding Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:54 am
Parent Pimps Ordering is not fighting Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a By Lainey • May 04, 2009 03:30 am
Famewhores Taylor learns the business Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 06:14 am
Parent Pimps How Lilo lost weight: Adderall Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Because it’ By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 05:08 am
Parent Pimps JailBait tests your self control Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 02:39 am
Parent Pimps Mouse Boys 17 Again, the LA premiere last night. As you’d expect, there was a strong Disney contingent present to support Zac Efron. The Mouse’s current favourite son was joined by the Mouse’s current favourite family – LipGloss and the Vagina Virgins together for one screamworthy evening! Lip, as you By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 04:52 am
Parent Pimps Two options Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am
Parent Pimps What Little J wears to church Palm Sunday yesterday… This is Taylor Momsen, 15 years old, of Gossip Girl, walking back from church with her sister and her mom. If I looked like this for church, my mother in law would feed me bad sausage. But an old school Polish lady is not the mother of By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 12:01 pm
Douchebags I’ll say it for you The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:40 am
Parent Pimps The scariest carpet in the world This was not the premiere for a horror flick. But the fright is so much worse. Seen on the carpet last night at the Hannah Montana movie – just a few of the twats of Disney future: Madeline Carroll 13 Anna Maria Perez de Taglé 18 Debby Ryan 15 Bella Thorne By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 05:05 am
