Parent Pimps Dressing up the BooBoos As mentioned the other day, Born Again Chicken Fried has taken to using her website BritneySpears.com as a promotional tool for her new album. Brilliant. She’s also complaining about the paps, posting videos of instances when they’ve gone too far. Fair enough. But now it’s become By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 06:56 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Workout with Mama A new Britney workout video with her trainer and also with her mother. The same mother who just published a book, profiting from the trials and tribulations of both her daughters. Yay for child stardom! But this goes back to what Duana said last week: Because she knows how. That By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 04:16 am
Parent Pimps Old Hag Halloween Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:13 am
Parent Pimps Because she knows how As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:59 am
Parent Pimps How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here for a refresher. Then By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:50 am
Parent Pimps Lohan public humiliation It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six about Johnny Wright, who has managed the likes of By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 03:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki and Natalie Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:33 am
Parent Pimps JailBait Ingrate Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:17 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Mamma TV Lynne Spears appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote that book - the one in which she reveals “a mother’s heartbreak” watching Britney deal with the pleasures and the peril of fame. Of course, as you would expect, they softballed her the entire time. No tough questions, By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 04:42 am
Parent Pimps The Parent Pimp Handbook As you know, Lynne Spears wrote a tell-all complete with juicy details on Britney’s plummet called Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Details from her memoirs have now been leaked – nothing that would shock you, all things considered, except the tragic By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 05:20 am
Parent Pimps Blame the police Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week that nothing actually happened. That the police decided to use her mom’s By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 04:36 am
Parent Pimps Who needs Debbie Phelps? For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:49 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait Cheapass Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. https://www.usmagazine.com/news/miley-cyrus-selling-tickets-to-sweet-sixteen The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. She has already made a sh* By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 09:15 am
Sports Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:51 am
Parent Pimps There’s a Lohan in everyone The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:41 am
Parent Pimps The Royal Ronsons LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:15 am
