Famewhores A Glimpse of the Monster When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much By Lainey • May 13, 2008 05:59 am
Clown Dirty Face Returns to the Carpet We’ve seen a lot of Lindsay Lohan lately but not “officially”. Not on a red carpet. Her red carpet appearances have been few and far between. But LG must have paid her a pretty penny last night because she showed up at the launch of the Scarlet HD TV By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:29 am
Famewhores Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling? Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:42 pm
Parent Pimps It’s the Hand Many of you have emailed today about this, especially on the heels of Taylor Momsen’s revealing pose on the cover of New York Magazine. Duey emailed me last night, procrastinating as usual, with a message as follows: The apocalypse. I feel sorry for Miley Cyrus. Of course I was By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:17 am
Hook Ups Everyone Is a Clone So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 04:13 am
Parent Pimps With a Mother Like This… You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? Really??? Check out Hayden and her mother yesterday on set in Vancouver. Next to her mom, finally, Hayden actually looks her age. Endearing too. Feel sorry for her now…especially seeing the face – or the new face – of By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 06:02 am
Parent Pimps History Repeats Itself Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 01:52 am
Parent Pimps Get Out of Mommy’s Shot Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:43 am
Parent Pimps One More in Training Demi Moore in New York headed out of her hotel with youngest daughter Tallulah Belle. My previous comments about Tallulah are here and as you can see, at 14, she’s already training for it. Like Ali Lohan. And Miley Cyrus. That common denominator is hunger – hunger for fame, for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 04:46 am
Famewhores Love you President Bartlet Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. That of course would By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:50 am
Clown How Long Before… Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 09:02 am
Parent Pimps No Choice?!?! No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 03:28 am
