Parent Pimps New Year Vanity Fair Bieber Look, I never thought I’d be posting about Justin Bieber two days in a row either. But those photos of him with Selena Gomez – click here if you missed them – were the best thing that happened to me yesterday. And as I initially reported a couple of weeks ago, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 02:40 am
Sports Will’s winning kids Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 06:35 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
Parent Pimps Dina vs Glee/GOOP Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 09:29 am
Parent Pimps Please let there be a throwdown! Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly is reporting By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 10:36 am
Parent Pimps Oh no, she’s an exception Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2010 08:01 am
Parent Pimps House of der Sh-ts temp ink In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:58 am
Parent Pimps What gives you away Is the smile Replaced by a scowl Only teenagers Match their expressions To their eyeliner Only teenagers are over Everything What gives you away Is that you Are just like them About as original as Writing a song about What gives you away Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 04:08 am
Clown Lohan replay and her weave falls out She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 04:58 am
Parent Pimps His trailer is his teddy bear What’s the value of your “emotional distress and annoyance”? Bet you it’s worth less than Taylor Lautner’s. After all, he’s young, and rich, reportedly asking up to $7 million a movie these days, and the TwiHards love him and he gets to travel the world and By Lainey • Aug 24, 2010 04:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and By Lainey • Aug 23, 2010 04:05 am
Parent Pimps I want to be the producer Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:09 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried – back to the studio! That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:41 am
Parent Pimps Be glib if you want to... But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 08:45 am
Parent Pimps The world’s coolest teenager Taylor Momsen, 16, is current performing with her band Pretty Reckless on the Warped Tour, seen here on her way to the stage in Columbia, Maryland yesterday. As you know, Momsen describes herself as no ordinary teen. She’s, like, way more artistically attuned, mature, wise, she feels stronger and By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 03:33 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
