Parent Pimps 30 > 29 Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 05:23 am
Parent Pimps Smith obsession It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:26 am
Parent Pimps On Jaden Smith Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 07:23 am
Parent Pimps Miley with haircut hosts the MMVAs As a Canadian I might be biased but you ask the artists and they’d all agree too – there is no event like the MuchMusic Video Awards for fan enthusiasm and engagement. It’s a block party for teens. And it attracts the top teen talent year after year because By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 04:38 am
Parent Pimps Lilo tests clean? Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:05 am
Parent Pimps No college for Miley Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:46 am
Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
Parent Pimps Crank Fugitive? Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ reports that the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:52 am
Parent Pimps Bottom is still a long way off During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:48 am
Parent Pimps The French love Tom Cruise Jr Taylor Lautner is in Paris today for some kind of autograph session. As you can see, they queued for hours for a glimpse at Tom Cruise Jr. It must have been this awesome poster. I mean... if that doesn’t say “I’m a cool man jack!” then my ma By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 10:01 am
Parent Pimps Crank tweets and tabloids Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:02 am
Parent Pimps Your mother is missing By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 08:25 am
Parent Pimps You don’t love Daddy no more? Remember when Miley, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:35 am
Girlcrushes Please be Portman and not Lohan As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 03:34 am
Clown Lilo vs the Club Ho This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Lilo is nothing if not jealous and possessive. Especially when she’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 10:28 am
Parent Pimps Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:54 am
