Donald Trump The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton LA Fashion Contamination You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Why Us Weekly Trumps People Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie: spoke too soon Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett About Jessica Biel I’m sorry… I don’t mean to mean. I’m sure she’s lovely. I really do think she has a lovely bum. But…um…like… what’s with the recent overkill? A movie that died at the box office, in which she was hardly remarkable, and weekly photos By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton On Ryan, Rachel, and Oscar First things first… text messaging like mad from Laineygossip.com readers at LAX. Rachel McAdams arrived today – pink hair still present and accounted for. Needless to say, the hysterical McGoslings are losing their sh-t over her absence during Oscar weekend. Anxiety and lunacy reign supreme, Notebook fans in a full By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears The New Kevin Federline So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa & Nicole back together! There is a virus coming between Nicole Richie and me. Its name is Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola. But now that Nicole is hanging out with Mischa Barton again, Mischa who is Paris’s sworn enemy, could this mean that Nicole and Paris have “broken up”…yet again? Let’s hope. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Britney: Help and Hope…finally??? Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’ By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Carmen Electra Paris Pelted in Vienna She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Chinese Chicken & The Keys Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Paris Hilton: A Correction In yesterday’s article about Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton, I wrote the following about Hollywood Ebola: Paris meanwhile is still keeping a low profile, trying to ride out the storm before raging back stronger than ever…which is why Hollywood Ebola is so deadly. It retreats into the rain By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Cisco says no split Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Joel Madden does a body good? Nicole Richie new and improved. Still very slender but I can see an itty bitty love handle and even a little rump. Even more impressive – at first glance from behind, it’s not immediately apparent that it’s her. My first guess in fact was Denise Richards – first class cbomb By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
