Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s #1 Skill, Tara Reid Lies Limp And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild. He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Making Over Paris Hilton Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down ParisExposed.com, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Best Breasts: Helen Mirren At 62 with breasts like these? As my cousin Dexy said tonight – it’s dirty but it’s dirty dirty good. And now she’s just toying with us, isn’t she? The best answer to Paris Hilton and the blonde Hollywood vacuum, to the incessant worship of youth and By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Lilo, The Angels & Nostradamus You can stop reading now if you hate my gloat but I"ve been calling for a Drew/Lindsay mentorship for a while now and guess what, gossips? It has happened! All single, all hot, all troubled at one point or another...and now ALL PARTYING TOGETHER. Hyde, last By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews? Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. But while the two have By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris Hilton teaches me English Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. True in Lilo’s case, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cam’s Coat, Cam’s shoes Remember what I said yesterday about her clothes, her shoes, her near perfect fashion sense that will undoubtedly be on display while she’s promoting The Holiday? Flawless on Leno, flawless on Ellen, and today leaving ABC studios – I mean look at the collar on that coat. And those shoes. By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears BPL: the moving footage I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Trio Today Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects SPF Check out this close up – courtesy Flynet Images for use exclusively on LaineyGossip.com – of Britney and her adorably chunky firstborn who looks like he’s growing a wee mullet. Unfortunately, at some point in the afternoon, SPF was temporarily held by none other than Hollywood Ebola herself, looking slightly By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape! It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney at the AMAs So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
