Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Leo Ascends the Freebie Five Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton About Jude & Sienna People Magazine says it’s over and that it’s permanent this time. Total shocker, non? Because Sienna is so NOT a frickin’ mess. And Jude and James Gandolfini so did NOT hook up with a queue of eager babes in New Orleans a few weeks ago while promoting All By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. The reason: Stav was keeping her waiting by prolonging his final moments By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Minnie Forgives, Minnie Moves On? I suppose we should be happy for her. Fresh off her shortlived/Hilton-sabotaged romance with Criss Angel it appears as though Minnie Driver has found herself a new man. Either that or she’s being consoled by her Main ‘Mo – but what LA gay would walk around with such a By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Luke Wilson needs money How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola Homewrecks Again??? Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton: the 2nd Canadian Contamination Pairs in Vegas with new beau James Neate who doesn"t appear to be the jealous type. Getting your horny on for your sidekick apparently isn"t cheating. In case you missed it on eTalk and the CTV News at 5pm last week…some information about Paris" By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Lilo: Rock "n" Roll Pageant Fashion Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f-ck By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris: the Munich reception, the Vegas panties Thanks to Julia in Germany - it"s nice to get an alternate perspective, especially since Paris keeps bragging that she gets to charge up to a million dollars per appearance in Europe and Asia, leaving the rest of us to wonder - who the f&ck would By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson One Simpson Success Even though she barely looks like herself these days, even though she allegedly sought the assistance of the Hollywood Diet Doctors for rapid thinnification, even though she"s the daughter of a creepy Papa Pimp, I have to tell you… I"m impressed. Ashlee Simpson has engineered herself By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
