Kevin Federline 2 for Britney, 4 for Kevin As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney’s 2nd child and Kevin"s 4th, made his debut very early on 12 September, reportedly a boy, reportedly 6 pounds and them some, reportedly via c-section just to squeeze in that tummy tuck, and we can only hope her womb By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton Drinks and Drives Infecting the gossip scene with her revolting brand of Fame Ebola is one thing, endangering the lives of innocent people is something else, and failing to own up to the responsibility of it is exactly what makes so many Hollywood players beneath contempt. In case you haven"t heard, By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Worst White: Paris Hilton Where do we begin? At the top? Ok, let’s start at the top. Wonky hair matched wonky eye…just a little off centre, a weird little tick and swirl, not quite Gwen Stefani, not quite James Dean, I’m sure she thought she was fashion forwards/backwards 80s but By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Christina Aguilera Paris Hilton: the virus contained Stars might be blind but they"re certainly not deaf. Page Six gleefully reported Tuesday morning that Paris"s debut release sold a rather underwhelming 76,000 copies last week, coming in under not only Christina Aguilera (to be expected) but also Danity Kane. Who"s Danity By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Herro Kitty: My People & The Paris This Paris Hilton Hello Kitty business - in my opinion, not quite the pride of my people and while I"m not Japanese, the spirit of Hello Kittification is truly a pan Asian experience, with a heartbeat as strong in Canton as it is in Kawasaki. For some reason, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Macca to Mills: the glory days are gone, bitch! The Goddess gives and the Goddess takes away. Just a year ago, Heather Mills was married to a billionaire. Cut to present and she can"t even get in the door. Having the locks changed on you is embarassing enough but having the locks changed on you when the By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Many Whims of Mrs Beckham This is why I love Victoria. Victoria, you see, is an entertainer. Victoria understands the power of her own brand, why we"re obsessed, what exactly it is that keeps us coming back. There are those who write to me all the time - how could you love her By Lainey • Aug 04, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Kevin Federline: Hollywood NF Necrotising Fasciitis. Otherwise known as flesh eating disease. And since the viral market has already been cornered by Paris Hilton"s Hollywood Ebola, it"s only right that Kfed lays claim to bacterial infections, seeing as his peculiar brand of degenerate filth has already irreversibly altered the pop By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton: almost perfect Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton The Daily Footie: Dwight Yorke Would the list be complete without a Soca Warrior who used to play for United? Can you think of a more perfect combination? Beyond the obvious - the kind, winning smile, the ass smacking gyrations he proudly displayed during Carnival, the way he left his heart and soul on the By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay: new man, new spread GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she"s the most overrated "actress", like, ever. Never mind that she"s probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s Canadian conquest Hope you caught my spot on eTalk tonight, dishing on Paris’s Toronto takeover. Let’s do a quick recap here, shall we? Kills me to say this but I’m told she was an absolute star. People went bananas for her. WTF??? On Saturday she went to Gucci and By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
