Hugh Grant Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Intro for May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if By Lainey • May 16, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The beatification of Angelina Jolie Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Bobby Brown Whitney in rehab? That’s the story according to the National Enquirer. And while my first instinct is usually an eye roll whenever I read anything associated with that rag, it"s hard to ignore this one especially since they"ve been right on top of Whitney"s descent into By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Drugs, drugs everywhere Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s new partnership Your favourite spread eagled slut has attached herself to Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia for an upcoming recording collaboration in yet another pathetic attempt to become more than just a hole with money. How did she manage to whore out this deal? Well…how do you think? Look at these By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jared Leto Lindsay & Wilmer reunited? So says Page Six which reported today that the two were spotted going back to his hotel room last night after a night of partying at Lotus. This would make it the 3rd time she"s been on her back for a new dude in the last two weeks, By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Loving Milla Five reasons why: 1. Her name. Milla. Millaaaaaa. Meeeellllaaaaaaaa. It"s so dramatic, how can you resist the urge to say it over and over again? Meeelaaaa. Anyone with the name Milla has to truly FILL the name. You can"t have a mousy Milla who shuffles around By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris"s extensions in Miami Tara Reid getting some budget weave I can totally understand. But Paris Hilton? The girl has hundred dolla bills oozing outta her snatch. Couldn"t she afford a better braid? And how the hell does she get so much c*ck when she insists on looking trashy time and By Lainey • Feb 12, 2006 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart She can"t finish Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
