Girly Throw Downs Letterman hates Stewart But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 03:57 am
Cannes 2010 Wonky eye cure Written byJacek Lainey’s always looking out for what she thinks is a wonky eye in photos taken of her. She’s not overly vain in the sense that she needs numerous retakes like some people do, but it’s on her mind when a shot is taken and she’ By Lainey • May 21, 2010 04:53 am
Ebola Victims Spittle saved my ass The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required By Lainey • May 21, 2010 03:21 am
Douchebags A leather suit and Ebola As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. There is a reader who shall remain unnamed who stalwartly insists he deserves a reprieve. Like I said before – Brody might By Lainey • May 20, 2010 03:33 am
Ebola Victims After Ebola – sweat it out Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 06:12 am
Ebola Victims You did good, New Orleans The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 06:11 am
Ebola Victims Inoculate New Orleans Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 07:04 am
Ebola Victims Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 04:10 am
Ebola Victims Ebola endangers the games Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:01 am
Ebola Victims Black out Ebola Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from By Lainey • Aug 27, 2009 07:38 am
Ebola Victims Ebola wants Twilight As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 03:50 am
Ebola Victims SUPERNATURAL Ebola confirmation I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 07:26 am
Ebola Victims RUN FOR COVER EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural. Supernatural shoots in Vancouver. Ebola is COMING TO By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:25 am
Ebola Victims Infection in Vancouver Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 05:51 pm
Ebola Victims Nikki Reed’s death wish Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com asked Nikki at some event why By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 05:40 am
Hook Ups Pissing away $130 million If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 06:09 am
