Famewhores Alba & Ebola Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 07:46 am
Ebola Victims I love you Kevin Huvane He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:30 am
Ebola Victims No entry for victims of Ebola The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here. Been ages since Leto “acted” and his only activities at this point seem to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:14 am
Ebola Victims Entourage Killer in Australia Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:37 am
Ebola Victims No wonder he wasn’t nominated See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 08:50 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Spittle!?!? Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 02:18 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects the Mouse? Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. So word is Ebola Hilton is campaigning for the part. And Disney By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 07:07 am
Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Ebola Victims Ebola`s apprentice Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 06:45 am
Ebola Victims Hot Harry on a Horse escapes infection! And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 03:19 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Jamaica? Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 05:47 am
Twats Not a murderer, just a liar? Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:09 am
Ebola Victims Excuse for murder X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. I don’t doubt it. But I also doubt this is how the dogs died. You’ve heard the By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 05:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Brenda vs Ebola It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 09:51 am
Paris Hilton Mickey & Ebola Every year it's like this - so much hype going in surrounding a few projects and what comes out is a dark horse surprise, none more surprising than Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler which has been the talk of TIFF and has placed Mickey in the early By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 05:08 am
Twats Festival Ebola There’s a stank around Toronto this morning and it has everything to do with the fact that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has arrived. She’s screening a movie tonight called Paris Not France and came in with Benji Madden yesterday to host a party at Ultra. Here they are By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 05:32 am
