Douchebags Virus Victims are Worthless It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:01 am
Twats Apple Friends and Enemies A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:33 am
Ebola Victims Ronaldo avoids infection! Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed despite her best efforts. Because as soon as By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:55 am
Twats Ebola - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:46 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Ebola Victims Shiloh Has Mercy We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:28 am
Twats Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Ebola Victims The Thinnification of Colin Farrell They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 07:05 am
Twats Ebola Desperate to Spread Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:18 am
Douchebags The Prince and the Riffraff Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:32 pm
Ebola Victims Actors Required for Infection Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:26 am
Paris Hilton Ebola’s Safe Spot Am sure you’ve all seen it – this clip of a rhythmically impaired Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton trying to belly dance on Turkish television – as is the case whenever she attempts to groove, Paris is found to be seriously lacking. Because diseases don’t dance. What they do however is By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 04:40 am
Hook Ups A Sensible Swap So Benji Madden and Ebola are now supposedly an item. This less than two weeks after he broke off his engagement with Sophie Monk. The much better looking Sophie Monk. And for those who say looks aren’t everything – are you going to tell me that diseased virus Paris Hilton By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 07:55 am
Twats The Perils of a Pimp Mom This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 09:39 am
Ebola Victims Nicole plans a party Nicole Richie went shopping yesterday for party – Joel is turning 29. Note the pretty “H” necklace she’s wearing… love the name Harlow. Also like Winter. And love love love her angel wing headscarf. Did you know that pictures of Nicole fetch more than Ebola? Word is Paris was initially By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 03:04 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Shames Shamans Not that there was any doubt but there are always one or two random losers… one or two who probably believed yesterday that Ebola’s little public excursion at the weekend with a shaman represented a genuine metamorphosis from virus to redeemable human. Wrong. Paris Hilton will always be a By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 03:26 am
