Paris Hilton Ebola"s Desperate Measures She infected her own movie – only 20 people went to see it. And everything else has permanently stalled. As such, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is grasping at straws, desperately resorting to the lamest cockamamie schemes for attention. Last week, after dating for an hour, she and Benji Madden professed their By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:55 am
Lindsay Lohan The Dirtiest Face Ever Am sorry to say but Lindsay Lohan is officially ugly. And this isn’t calling someone ugly first thing on a Sunday, or when they’re wearing their glasses walking the dog with eye snot in the morning. This is Lindsay Lohan in a very cute outfit yesterday, shopping at By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 04:58 am
John Mayer Douchebag Hates Ebola Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip), but By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 03:31 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Infects Her Own Brother! Her virus does not discriminate! It will take down even her own family members! TMZ.com broke the story – Ebola Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron was arrested for DUI this morning at 8:30am in Malibu. Another Hilton attempts vehicular homicide. Brilliant. Barron Hilton is 18. If memory serves, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2008 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Box Office Ebola Finally her disease gets put to good use. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new movie was released this weekend and earned only $80 per screen for a meagre total of $9,000. As Dina Lohan would say: Justice! Still…it’s not all good news. The film’s per screen By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:49 pm
Paris Hilton Still Supporting Ebola If for some reason Adrian Grenier is still on your Freebie Five list, it’s time to face the disease and move on. If for some reason it wasn’t enough that he was hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Paris HIlton last summer, it should be enough now that he By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 05:52 am
Paris Hilton Freebie 50? Any man who makes Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton cry deserves consideration for the Freebie 5. And this is exactly what 50 Cent did last night at the 944 Magazine party here in Scottsdale. It was Ebola’s party, she was the title hostess – we skipped it to go to Diddy’ By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 07:00 pm
Jared Leto Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. But this week in New York, the virus emanating By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:51 am
Paris Hilton How Disease Walks Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:01 pm
Jessica Biel Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’! Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 06:44 am
Paris Hilton Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 02:33 am
Jared Leto Ebola Battles the Olsens… again Ebola has a hate on for the Olsens and it looks like she will stop at nothing to trump the twins. Is it because they’re richer than she is? As you know, Paris is no longer an heiress. At least not in the truest sense of the word. As By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 02:14 am
Jared Leto Jared Leto: Career Obituary Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton FILA Ebola If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 03:45 am
Paris Hilton Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 02:48 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Targets Oscar She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:55 am
