Paris Hilton It Breeds Hollywood Ebola holding court at her Malibu beach house this weekend, entertaining the pappies, and also recruiting a new accessory – now that she’s exploited her dogs and saturated the market with photos of herself abusing animals, Paris has unleashed her virus all over a small child. So disturbing in By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:15 pm
Nicole Richie Nicole’s Baby Body Nicole Richie has breasts! And a little growing belly! Here they are – Nicole with Joel protectively guiding her, out and about in LA. I have to tell you, after watching her interview with Diane Sawyer, I am completely charmed. I love Nicole Richie. My Gwyneth loves her too. As for By Lainey • Aug 10, 2007 02:22 am
Paris Hilton Ebola infects Entourage Huge disappointment. Adrian Grenier has been diseased. No one is safe, see? Check it out – Adrian hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Hollwood Ebola at the beach. Apparently it’s for some documentary he’s putting together on the symbiotic relationship between the paparazzi and celebrities but unless he’s planning By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Ebola’s Disciples This is why Hollywood Ebola will NEVER die. Click here for the clip. They are crying. Seriously…who the F&Ck are these people??? Also – check her out with her wonky eye at the beach the other day, abusing her dogs and giving paps an eyeful of a photo By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Dog Abuser at the Beach I"m harping. I"m sorry. But look at this whore… as the paps snap away from close range, Hollywood Ebola shamelessly uses her poor puppies as props, posing gratuitously as they suffer through their miserable existence in her diseased arms. Then she takes her photo shoot on By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Save the Dogs! There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Ebola to infect Canada…again The last time Hollywood Ebola spread her legs in Canada, her disease nearly wiped out a relationship and sounded the death toll on a hockey career. And she was only here for 2 days. Can you imagine the destruction after several weeks? And during the Toronto International Film Festival, no By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Ebola victimises another I am addicted to The Dog Whisperer. Like many dog owners, Cesar Milan is our canine guru and his show is on automatic PVR – we record every episode and giggle every time he talks about getting a dog into a “calm, submissive” state of mind. Cesar is so fay, I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola and Michael Vick Background for those of you who don’t live in North America – Michael Vick is the piece of sh-t prick quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons indicted last week on federal charges that he played a part in a dogfighting ring operated on a property he owned. Worse yet, several dogs By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Carter An Ebola Survivor There is hope. An unlikely survivor but a survivor nonetheless. Nick Carter – best known as a Backstreet Boy then as Hollywood Ebola"s boyfriend…which was when it all went to sh-t. He lost his cute, he was accused of beating that bitch down, there was a DUI, and By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Drug Free...really??? Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. For the most part, am told By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola: prison fellatio pays off Oh reeeeally? The LA Sheriff’s Department is investigating allegations brought forward by the members of the for Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs that Hollywood Ebola was given preferential treatment, allowed to use a cordless phone when others have to wait in line for the public pay phone and also receiving By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Disciples of Ebola Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A Photo Opp Reunion Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Liar… please!!! Hollywood Ebola with Larry King – the most anticlimactic hour long interview, like, ever. Except of course when she tried to fellate him right off the top…that was enjoyable. And then the lies – the lies about drugs, the lies about the Bible. Good for a few chuckles but only just By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
