Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula’s terrible necklace Oh Paula Patton. I am still exhausted by Paula Patton from award season 2 years ago. Or was it 3? In that yellow dress at the Globes? And this is exhausting – Paula Patton in white wearing a necklace that looks like it used to be a lei but has since By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 11:10 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Spirits As IF Paula Patton, as IF. As IF she arrived last, after some major major stars, including Jennifer Lawrence. And preened at the photo wall forever. The dress looked good on her. But terrible colour. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2013 07:42 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula Patton’s ugly dress at TIFF Jesus. Why would any designer put a giant hole in the middle of a woman’s body? Why would a woman wear a dress with a giant hole in front of her body? What is happening here??? By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 09:29 am
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Assy Style Met Bridesmaid Lilac: Paula Patton Oh. Her again. Behaving the way she did at the Golden Globes - click here for a refresher. And in pretty much the same taffeta gown except this time in bridesmaid lilac instead of bridesmaid yellow. Paula Patton basically wore THIS to the Met Gala. They call it Vera Wang. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 09:33 am
Sit DOWN After a break: Paula Patton Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 10:36 am
Top Reads Vanity Fair: The Hollywood Issue 2012 On the front cover: Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Rooney Mara. On the inside flaps: Elizabeth Olsen, Adepero Oduye, Shailene Woodley, Paula Patton, Felicity Jones, Lily Collins, and Brit Marling. Shot by Mario Testino. Are you bored? I am bored. And I love most of these women. But it’ By Lainey • Jan 31, 2012 11:02 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes. How f-cking annoying By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:02 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom and Pea Coat He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 11:39 am
Amazingness Stick it out, suck it in Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager. Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 11:07 am
