Baby and Bump Obsession Best Undersize Dress: Penelope Cruz Written by Duana How damned hot is this woman? One month post birth. About 36 days. You know what the plan was for her? ‘Let me POUR MY ASS into this dress that I probably had from before I was pregnant. I know that I will look amazing, but that’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 07:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Post-pregnancy Oscar Week Well, there’s no better time to rejoin the scene than this week, Oscar Week, especially when your husband is up for a Best Actor Award. This is Penelope Cruz yesterday with Javier Bardem leaving Jerry Bruckheimer’s office in Santa Monica after a meeting. She must have been there By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 04:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New Year LA baby? A lot of my friends are pregnant a lot. So I do know that you’re not supposed to travel once you’ve passed a certain month. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have been in California since Christmas. They went to a movie in Hollywood last night. And the baby By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 01:55 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny & Pene dancing in Hawaii Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are working on Pirates 4 in Hawaii. New set photos have emerged this week showing the two in costume and also rehearsing a drunken dance sequence on a boat out of costume. I love it when his hair is like this and tied back in By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 04:05 am
Weddings My Number 2 is off the market Written by Jacek As you’re all probably aware by now if you make the gossip rounds, Javier and Penelope tied the knot earlier this month in the Bahamas. A small ceremony kept pretty low key. That’s how Penelope rolls. They were photographed in Hawaii on Monday as she By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 03:52 am
Gorgessity Javier celebrates with Pene and ma Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:23 am
Quiveration Sneaking in for Javier Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:58 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Oscars 2010 Best Face in spite of Bad Dress: Penelope Cruz Post by Duana I can accept that Penelope Cruz' dress is not great. And that she sticks to silhouettes that are saaaafe. She has a crazy body, but you'll never see her doing a Gyllenhaal. That's fine. Not everyone is to be loved for their By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 04:19 am
Girlcrushes Girlfriends in Paris Jacek has been a STAR the last 10 days. He moved us last Friday without any help from me, has arranged the entire apartment, runs the dog, posts on the site when I need to crash, keeps me organised, and never ever complains. So he deserves his girls. Marion Cotillard By Lainey • Feb 19, 2010 03:24 am
Gorgessity Pene’s white amazingness with Javier It’s Penelope Cruz wearing a perfect strapless dress with a unique line and a beautiful back zipper, regal and dramatic at the Goya Awards in Spain last night. Is this a sign of how she’ll bring it to the Oscars? Because it’s good. Because she’s been By Lainey • Feb 15, 2010 02:38 am
Gorgessity Best Black: Penelope Cruz She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:16 am
Girlcrushes Nine nominees Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 05:44 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Gorgessity Back to back Pene Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem arrived in New York together in advance of the premiere tonight of Nine. It’s a rare sighting. Am happy. And though always guarded, they look happy too. Or relaxed. And still a couple. One of the sexiest couples. One of the most private couples. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 01:48 am
Cheating Loins Fergie forgives Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:21 am
