Gorgessity Elles chantent Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 09:14 am
Douchebags Nine and the Centaur There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly that egomaniacal motherf-cker commissioned TWO self Centaur portraits to hang over his bed. Something to jerk off to? Dude, if I walk into a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 03:18 am
Amazingness Nine girls They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:01 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
Penelope Cruz Obligatory Pene update Written by Jacek I feel obligated to provide a Penelope Cruz update each time I post. Partly because she’s infinitely hot, but also because whenever I write (which for the good of the site is very infrequently), she’s photographed somewhere. It’s the same with Lily Allen showing By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:09 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
Dumbass They deserve better Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 02:42 am
Assy Style Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 03:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Clever Penelope She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 03:32 am
Gorgessity Carpet competition The opening gala tonight at TIFF at Roy Thompson is for Creation starring the aforementioned Jennifer Connelly. Normally that’s the big cheese. But at the Elgin it’s Penelope Cruz for Broken Embraces with Pedro Almodovar. And it’ll will be a clustesrf-ck too. Especially since she’s pregnant. By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 09:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pene’s red suit It’s a happy day today for my husband Jacek. First we are leaving for Whistler later for 6 days. And it feels like Penelope Cruz is sending him off. Pene is in London today with Pedro Almodovar at the premiere of their film Broken Embraces which received mixed reviews By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 08:11 am
Penelope Cruz The Cruz-off Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’ By Jacek Szenowicz • Jul 08, 2009 08:57 am
Quiveration DDL and the Ladies George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:52 am
Style Salma’s A List A Venetian setting, two masked balls, an elaborate themed menu, Salma Hayek said recently that she thought spending $2 million on the occasion would be ridiculous. Well, it didn’t cost quite $2 million. But it certainly wasn’t cheap. And her wedding guest list was impressive. Many, many A By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 02:14 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Best Oscar Bitch Face: Penelope Cruz Apparently winning an Oscar now gives her the right to demonstrate her Bitch Face. Amazing. At the very end of the Hugh Jackman/Beyonce/Mamma Mia number, Hugh shouted out “Musicals are back”! Or something to that effect. Take a look at Pene’s expression. She does not agree. Penelope By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 02:54 am
Quiveration Supporting Spirits Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:58 am
