Penelope Cruz Holding her own… Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Cutest Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Three Whiskers after hours Monday morning 4am – as I mentioned earlier I was waiting for a pick up at the Roosevelt with eTalk host Ben Mulroney when we saw Orly just getting back from post-Oscar partying. He went upstairs, came back downstairs to an SUV full of eager girls waiting inside. When he opened By Lainey • Feb 27, 2007 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers up close Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Worst Recycle: Penelope Cruz Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely. But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready! Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out By Lainey • Feb 25, 2007 07:00 am
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Penelope Cruz Posh: when she smiles See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh & Becks: on 2 continents They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Straight Pene gears up for the Globes As in her hair. Long straight locks – total gorgessity, non? Here’s Pen at the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday looking healthy and beautiful and 100% ready for a longshot awards season run. At this point, NO ONE is taking down Helen Mirren but it really would be that much By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Pene Untouched BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel. Also helps that she rid herself By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Pene pre-nom Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz: gala pants Now this is more like it. Not that her ensemble will do anything to dissuade the Beard Hunters but she did rock the tuxedo beautifully at the 10 Annual Hollywood Awards Gala last night - in a sea of gowns and girly frocks, Pene wore pants and looked perfect. The By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
