Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: Posh & Anna Fashion’s Night Out Anna Wintour’s the one showing some smile teeth...but are they friendly or are they grinding themselves down? It’s time to play our favourite game - drawing conclusions based only on photos, and this time, maybe multiple choice? A.Anna is drawing on every ounce of Britishness she By Lainey • Sep 07, 2012 02:04 pm
Royals Photo Assumption: Kate & Albert Time to play a Royal Olympic edition of Photo Assumption... There were two royal weddings last year - one was young and exuberant, the other was, literally, weepy and depressing. Here are Catherine of William and Albert of Monaco at synchronised swimming today. Kate, of course, would never betray all By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 03:15 pm
Royals Royal Olympic Love! SPOILER. William, his Catherine, and Hot Harry watched Zara Phillips and Team GB win the silver medal today in equestrian! Zara did not medal herself but of all people, with her family origins, she’d be the first to say the individual is not important. As for Will and Kate. By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 01:08 pm
BFFs Photo Assumption: Beyonce & Kanye West’s girlfriend Ok but how f-cking cute were Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at the BET Awards? (I actually watched a 2 minute news reel today narrated by a British newscaster who called it the “bet”, as in rhymes with “met”, awards. Jesus!) B and J went head to head in the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:15 pm
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: SJP The Loving Wife It’s not just these photos; in most photos it’s easy to assume that Sarah Jessica Parker demonstrably worships Matthew Broderick’s talent and is happy to let him know, like, all the time. Here she is last night gazing at him proudly at the premiere of his new By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 12:29 pm
Douchebags Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher? Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 12:08 pm
Maple Leaf Get your hands off my boyfriend I LOVE these pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the Laker game last night. Because obviously I’m obsessed with them, but also because of the Photo Assumption you can apply to Selena’s face when a young fan approaches for a photo. Adversaries come in all ages By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 11:39 am
Style Victoria by Victoria and Photo Assumption with Anna Last week I posted runway photos from the Victoria Beckham collection. Click here if you missed it. David Beckham was seated front row next to Anna Wintour, luring her with the intention of putting his wife on the cover of US Vogue. Here’s Victoria by Victoria Beckham, her lower By Lainey • Feb 16, 2012 01:58 pm
Photo Assumption Lady Gaga sits With her sceptre. It takes a certain dedication to be comfortable being uncomfortable. And for over three hours. I often think this of Victoria Beckham and her heels. How she suffers for her image. Same goes for Lady Gaga last night, crammed into that seat. With no reason, not one, By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 09:11 am
Photo Assumption Meryl gets Aloofed With all the sh-t we’ve been throwing at Rooney Mara for her excessive “aloof”-ness, how much do you LOVE this photo of her aloofing (by photo assumption) Meryl Streep yesterday at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon? True story - I had people over the other night for the Super By Lainey • Feb 07, 2012 02:46 pm
Photo Assumption Marion & Joaquin A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 04:17 pm
Break Ups The Video Assumption Foreshadowing You knew while watching the MTV VMAs, right? That it was only a matter of time. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote then, based only on Video Assuming his face throughout the show, as he paid tribute to fellow addict Amy Winehouse while his wife took By Lainey • Jan 03, 2012 11:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Scarjo feeling Scroogey? Scarlett Johansson had a crusty face on in New York last night, presumably in town to begin a round of publicity for the upcoming We Bought a Zoo opening on December 23. Scarjo is never great with paps, unless of course she’s going out of her way to be By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:50 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: What Karl’s doll thinks of Shelfy Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests... And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 12:54 pm
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: What Lenny thinks of Shelfy On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day... Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 12:35 pm
Photo Assumption Posh & Moss Victoria Beckham won the Best Designer Brand last night at the British Fashion Awards in London. More validation, I guess, that she’s really a legitimate fashion person now. She was quite emotional about the honour and graciously thanked her team and her family and hard-posed as she does, as By Lainey • Nov 29, 2011 11:28 am
