Photo Assumption He lights up her life I could totally picture her singing that to him... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended The Friends In Deed benefit in New York last night at the American Museum of Natural History. As you can see, Matthew seemed unusually happy; his smile actually looks almost un-forced, and, as such, By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 11:33 am
Royals Prison Bride dragged out for duty Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 02:52 am
Photo Assumption Video Assumption: Katy Perry & Russell Brand I love them together. A lot. I imagine that it must be just pure jokes and laughs when they’re in bed. This makes me happy. Which is why I’m so worried. Maybe it’s because she was so annoying last night, with her weird British accent and a By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:58 am
Photo Assumption Please say hi to me These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 05:33 am
Photo Assumption They gave up a bad shot You know they’re probably the best at this, so I was surprised to find a picture that could be easily manipulated for negative photo assumption. And the next time Life & Style wants to say that Brad Hates Angie!, this is the shot they’ll be using. The Brange By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 03:31 am
Break Ups Video Assumption: JLo & Marc How late do you think Ben Affleck stayed up last night pleading with his wife Jennifer Garner to let him back in the house? It was reported yesterday, in case you missed it, which I’m sorry if you did because it was the best story ever, that JLo’s By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 03:32 am
Faux Gossip Wednesday’s cover Most tabloids close tonight. Just in time then for Star/Life&Style/InTouch/etc to throw these shots on the cover – Brad caught cheating! Brad Pitt is in Rome or England (the photo agency can’t make up its mind about the location but does claim to be able By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo Assumption: Matthew Broderick & SJP at HP7B Check out his face in the first photo. Says it all, non? I observed them last night on the carpet and it wasn’t like he was any different from the images we usually see of the two of them together. He seemed over it. He seemed ... not so enthusiastic. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2011 07:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo Assumption: Mrs Affleck at the BAFTA Gala It’s just one photo, one face, but I like it for the purpose of this story. Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate and, well, Jennifer Lopez AND Blake Lively were also there. That’s an easy Photo Assumption, non? Interestingly enough, you’ll note By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 06:02 am
Smutty Surgery Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’ By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 05:49 am
Smutty Surgery Photo Assumption: Jennifer Aniston’s side-eye LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 03:35 am
Assy Style Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad By Lainey • May 26, 2011 04:02 am
BFFs Met SEX: Blake Lively Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:34 am
Photo Assumption Video Assumption: are they doing it? There’s been all kinds of speculation about Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. About whether or not he broke up with Jessica Biel to pursue her. About how badly he wanted to get in there when they were shooting Friends With Benefits. About how it could all just be a By Lainey • Apr 21, 2011 04:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Outing Photos for Assumption Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick took their son to the Broadway premiere of Catch Me If You Can last night in New York. I really do love it when they walk a carpet together. It’s one of my favourite Photo Assumptions. Let’s play! I particularly like the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2011 09:00 am
Quiveration Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 03:02 am
