Douchebags Oscar Pippy and his Ex Duana seemed to think Pipsqueak was on his “best behaviour” while presenting last night at the Oscars. Best Behaviour where Justin Timberlake is concerned, to me at least, would be to read the f-cking monitor and get the hell on with it. Could he resist? Could he resist the urge By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 06:53 am
Photo Assumption Oscar Photo Assumption: Justin vs Justin I just saw this photo and it made my life. Both Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber were at the Vanity Fair party last night. So they met? Have they met before? I have no idea. And please don’t waste your time being know-it all-y about it either. The point By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 06:19 am
Maple Leaf Oh I could get with this Ryan Gosling will not be at the Oscars this weekend. Which I still don’t understand because it’s not like Michelle Williams could have summoned that performance on her own, especially not in that film. Still… He may not be in LA but maybe Cincinnati is better. Check out By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Break Ups Pretty is dead and Photo Assumption was right Devastating! People.com has confirmed that it’s over, again, between Sienna Miller and Jude Law. The Pretty. It died. Which could explain why Jude looked like this the other day. He needs her for the full pretty. Without her, the Pretty isn’t the same. As we mourn the By Lainey • Feb 08, 2011 08:31 am
Photo Assumption You want an invitation? These photos were released earlier this week and I kept forgetting to post them. It’s Chelsy Davy in Zimbabwe on New Year’s Eve, surrounded by beer carby looking frat guys, clearly enjoying herself on a bender. Ugh. Each and every one of those boys looks like they’d By Lainey • Jan 21, 2011 07:45 am
Gorgessity New Year Photo Assumption: Sienna & Jude Sienna Miller and Jude Law returned to London after holiday in Kenya yesterday. It’s been an entire year. A year gone, their love intact, and no drama. Can you believe it? Things are going so well, in fact, that the two have reportedly purchased a home together for £8 By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 09:42 am
BFFs Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:23 am
Gorgessity Demi’s opening weekend Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 05:45 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 07:50 am
Would You Rather Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 07:09 am
Photo Assumption This is happiness, right? A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here to see those pictures from the time By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No (more) baby mother drama? A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 09:18 am
Photo Assumption You’re better when she’s not around Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:51 am
Photo Assumption Always grateful It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:25 am
Photo Assumption Redfaced about The Morgans? Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 09:23 am
