Royals Two Princesses, a Pretty Woman, and a Top Gun Princess Kate made her return to Wimbledon yesterday after Kensington Palace confirmed earlier in the weekend that she would be attending the men’s final. This is the first time we’ve seen Kate since Trooping the Colour and, by comparison, since Trooping is about the king, that was a By Lainey • Jul 15, 2024 12:41 pm
Royals Kate, Meghan, and Pippa at Wimbledon Big weekend for Meghan Markle. Let’s go in chronological order and split up her two appearances so we can give proper weight to each, and by giving proper weight, I mean giving Beyoncé as much space as possible. I’m not taking any sh-t from the BeyHive today for By Lainey • Jul 15, 2019 10:18 am
Royals Big G at the royal-adjacent wedding A few people messaged me over the weekend asking why I wasn’t covering the “royal wedding”. Ummm… WHAT ROYAL WEDDING? If I sound like a c-nt it’s because I am one. Pippa Middleton is not royal. Pippa Middleton is royal-adjacent. Can we please stop declaring that she’s By Lainey • May 22, 2017 10:24 am
Royals Meghan at the wedding After all that talk about “no ring no bring” a few weeks ago, it’s now being widely reported that Meghan Markle will attend Pippa Middleton’s wedding with Prince Harry. According to E! News, Meghan will be at the ceremony, the reception, and the after-party; in other words, she’ By Lainey • May 10, 2017 03:47 pm
Assy Style Pippa & Lilo Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 01:00 pm
Kate Middleton Kate & Pippa open July Princess Catherine visited with students and staff at M-PACT Plus Counselling today in London while her sister was broadcast on US morning television as part 2 of her interview with Matt Lauer aired on The Today Show. Anything good? No. Boring. How boring? Pippa Middleton managed to make even Big By Lainey • Jul 01, 2014 11:57 am
Pippa Middleton Pippa is engaged US Weekly reports exclusively that Pippa Middleton is engaged to marry Nico Jackson. Apparently Jackson proposed to her on holiday earlier this month in India. Jackson is 36 years old, a banker. They’ve been together just over a year. Oh My God I’m so bored. This is not By Lainey • Dec 18, 2013 09:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession While the Royals wait… Katy Cambridge’s supposed due date came and went yesterday. Baby Wales has not yet arrived. Prince William is scheduled to play at a charity polo match on Sunday and they’re making a big ass deal of the fact that he’s still going even though his wife could By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 10:34 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s heinous pants On Zoe Saldana? Maybe. Maybe they could work. If styled properly, it’s not impossible. But Pippa Middleton, as we’ve seen too many times, has sh-t style. So no, holy f-ck, these don’t work. By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:48 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s white blazer Don’t like what she’s wearing it with but the blazer itself is good. Not sure what it is but I have one very similar to it in black from French Connection. Click here to see. It’s on sale. And it’s my favourite, favourite tuxedo style blazer By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 02:50 pm
Royals Royal Ear-Pulling Is it like finger pulling? Don’t be a prude. You know finger pulling. Here, pull my finger. You’ve never pulled on someone’s finger? Or watched someone get their finger pulled? Look, I don’t like to be farted around. But I do enjoy a fart joke. I’ By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 12:07 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Pippa in purple sateen Oh dear God... The worst, right? This is why Pippa Middleton never happened. Or at least partly. Because she has really, really bad taste. Look at it. Look at the purple sateen with the matching suede purple pumps, Jesus, it’s offensive. Consider all the options she would have had, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 09:02 am
Assy Style KStew & Pippa WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older By Lainey • Sep 28, 2012 12:54 pm
Girly Throw Downs Karl takes it back...but not really Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 01:44 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s terrible taste I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God. Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 09:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Don’t say her name There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 10:15 am
