Royals Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up? Well, that didn't By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:23 pm
LifestyleArticle London Fashion Week: Temperley of London Fall 2012 Is it unfair to say that I like Temperley less because of Pippa Middleton? Just...these clothes, they really aren’t super exciting to me. In fact, some of it is straight up ugly. Example: check out Pippa a few months ago at the Temperley show for Spring 2012. That’ By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 09:24 am
LifestyleArticle Pippa Middleton makes red jeans look bad I know they're not exactly red. But it's not the exact shade I find so offensive. Never mind the tacky bleeding down the side seam either. Mostly it's the way she's wearing them. Pippa Middleton was the Great Disappointment of 2011. So By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:36 pm
Timothy Olyphant Because these pictures won’t get much play The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. In fact, as By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Top Reads The Great Disappointment of 2011: Pippa Middleton Flashback to April 29, 2011… Pippa’s ass alighting at Westminster Abbey, perfectly packaged in that white Alexander McQueen. And all the happy intrigue of that day (even though it was bullsh-t) between her and Prince Harry. A new Gossip Star is introduced! And then… Oh My God, Pippa Middleton By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 04:53 pm
Royals A Princess’s first Christmas This will be Princess Catherine’s first Christmas as an official member of the Royal Family. William and Kate will be at Sandringham with the Queen. Supposedly that Pippa gets to tag along too. To keep Kate company on her first Christmas away from home. Um, I’m sure she’ By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 05:25 pm
LifestyleArticle Sasha Finds: Pippa’s Bag My sister and I have been desperately looking for this bag that Pippa was wearing – help! S I tried real hard to get on the whole Pippa train, but I’ve gotta say if we’re talking fashion here, she does nothing for me. I can admit though that she By Sasha • Oct 28, 2011 01:00 pm
Kate Middleton On August 20th... As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 04:19 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:10 am
Pippa Middleton Pippa with Alex & the family I’m about to gloat. So you need to click away if you can’t handle it. Remember two weeks ago when it was getting splashed all over the place, led by the ever (UN)reliable UK Sun, that Pippa Middleton and her boyfriend Alex Loudon had split and I By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 04:16 am
Royals This is not happening I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 04:00 am
Break Ups Pippa being single Big headlines this week about Pippa Middleton and her singleness. They said her (ex) boyfriend Alex Loudon isn’t happening anymore. And why not? After the Wedding, she became an Industry in her own right. Pippa is an Economy now. Single Pippa and all the intrigue is much more lucrative By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 08:16 am
Royals Busy weekend for the Cambridges & Pippa As noted earlier, there was a lot of Royal-ness to cover this weekend. Prince William and Catherine were present, along with all the other Royals, at Trooping the Colour in celebration of the Queen’s birthday. Will rode during the procession directly behind his gran. He’s on the grey By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 05:18 am
Famewhores The Royal Tour in Canada, and Pippa in France Prince William and Catherine are coming to Canada. It’s to be their first tour as a married couple. You know that famous shot of Diana hugging her boys, after not seeing them for a few days, she ran to them on that boat and embraced them enthusiastically? Photo here. By Lainey • May 30, 2011 09:01 am
Hook Ups The Middleton's New Star It's Pippa. Obviously. Since the Wedding she's had her share of magazine covers, including the current cover of People Magazine. Pippa is presently on holiday in Spain with some friends and is keeping the English press busy, wondering whether or not she'll soon announce By Lainey • May 16, 2011 07:52 am
Royals Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That By Lainey • May 04, 2011 04:16 am
